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Friday, July 20, 2007

Election Update for July 20th, 2007 - If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

Samurai Frog

Samurai Frog finds some new uses for his domestic robots,

Dr. Smith

Dr. Smith has settled in with his new running mate, and is now on the attack,


Sleestak appears to be burning all of his bridges,

Phydeaux Speaks

Phydeaux Speaks has threatened to have his kitty poop in my driveway,

Dr. Monkerstein

Dr. Monkerstein is still trying to deny the
Surgeon General's warning about his Mind Control Fez,

Evil Spock

Evil Spock's latest twitter shows that he already has regrets
about his recent political decisions.

Big Barda and her ROD of MEGA!

And from the comments yesteday, it would seem that all of the candidates want to Bow at Sleestak's altar of THE MEGA-ROD! This is probably the first thing that all of the other candidate's agreed upon as a group. Perhaps Big Barda and her Mega-Rod can be Sleestak's running mate - or maybe Big Barda should run for office herself! All of the other candidates seem to want to get some special attention from Big Barda and her ROD of MEGA!

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At Fri Jul 20, 03:58:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are our Opponents? It's more like Friday Freak Night at the Bijou.

Z, we simply must weed out the mess, it'll be way too crowded on the Debate Stage. I'll send Ripley over to scare Dr. Smith (is that his wife on his left?)

Fighting at Your Side for Freedom's Sake, I am ~
Germaine Gregarious

At Sat Jul 21, 06:27:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Ms. Gregarious! So glad you dropped by. We've been missing you!

Careful what you say though, the television microphones are still on. We don't want to give people the wrong idea! I think I am going to go spend some campaign funds on a $400 haircut.

At Sun Jul 22, 09:54:00 AM, Blogger Evil Spock said...

I've made some bad decisions.

At Sun Jul 22, 11:11:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Don't fret, Evil Spock. The easiest thing to find is fault in one's self, the hardest thing to find is solace. Every morning is the dawn of a new error. Forget about the old mistakes so that you can make room for the new ones! ;o)

At Sat Jul 28, 09:23:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

I never realized how emo spock is until now. Thanks Dr. Zaius! I needed that! I am profoundly scared of the Sleestaks since my childhood, but keep looking for pylons with those cool rocks and coming back here.


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