Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Official Zaius/Gregarious Response to the Brewing Kucinich/Monkerstein Scandal

Sandra Lou! says, 'Who is this 'Monkerstein' that you speak of? Leave me alone you silly person, I am very busy at the moment.'
Sandra Lou!French Terrorist Sandra Lou, The official spokesperson for the Zaius/Gregarious campaign issued this statement today in reaction to the brewing Kucinich/Monkerstein scandal. Sandra Lou may only be serving as a temporary spokesperson for Gregarious, who may decide to choose her own spokesperson at a later date. Longtime Zaius supporter Sandra Lou is only able to speak French, the international language of love and terrorism. The remainder of the press package is available at this link.

The Monkerstein campaign was unavailable for comment at the time of this press release.

Sandra Lou!

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