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Friday, July 13, 2007

Election Update: Validating your Inherent Mistrust of Bloggers for 2008!

Vote Zaius '08 - Trust Me, I'm a Doctor.

Dr. Zauis here, with you election update for today!


The The Nefarious Lair of the LGPPP, Inc. have reported that Germaine Gregarious is missing! And her disappearance has taken place under very suspicious circumstances...


The only evidence found at the scene of the crime was a fez and a tutu! Damn you, Monkerstein, damn you! and your little frog too!


After my fembots and I had a brief meeting with the LGPPP, Inc. and their lesbots in the Rumpus Room, we have leapt into action! (Already the incidental music has begun to swell...)


All of the nefarious activity took place directly after Ms. Gregarious had scooped the New York Times with the shocking and heartfelt confession of Dr. Monkerstein's mother and sister.


Dr. Monkerstein and his little frog puppet have denied any involvement in the disappearance, of course. Monkerstein has even go so far as to call Ms. Gregarious stupid.


I have little doubt that he will regret those words.


Evil Spock appears to be fraught with indecision...


We have a new candidate! Dr. Smith from the TV show "Lost in Space" has thrown his hat into the race! You can find Dr. Smith's Candidacy Announcement at this link, "Never Fear, Smith is Here!" I am actually torn about Dr. Smith entering the race. On the one hand his honesty, bravery and fidelity has proven to be a great asset to the Robinson family time and again. On the other hand...


...He has access to an awesome robot! Ack!


Splotchy, The Prototypical Simian Swing Voter has been good enough to point out an error on the part of yours truly, and I hereby humbly apologize for this grave mistake on my part. A thousand apologies, sir! Please note your inclusion to my blogroll.


It would seem that Two Minutes In The Box is torn between two candidates as well. You are wise to weigh all of the options before deciding, sir! I trust that you will make the correct decision. He also has an awesome kitty!


There was a time when American politics was much kinder and far less complicated as the mudslinging and back stabbing of today. At least there are no Sleestaks in the race...

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12 Comments:

At Fri Jul 13, 04:02:00 PM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

You're not a doctor, you sad, old fraud. And why would we be behind the disappearance of Germaine Gregarious? After all, the fighting about which of you is going to be the president gives you much more motive than the Monkerstein campaign to "accidentally misplace" Ms. G. We can win on ideas. We don't put on the Stars and Bars and pander!

Rest assured, we at Monkerstein HQ are concerned about the disappearance of Ms. G as well; victory will be all the sweeter with her there to see it. Perhaps she's merely shopping and lost track of time! Don't worry, Mr. Zaius, I can have a small contingent of my Daleks looking for her at any moment, if that will ease your mind.

You'd do better to choose a new ally, one with ideas who will make your campaign look less sad than it already does. Scrooge McDuck perhaps, or Mike Huckabee.

 
At Fri Jul 13, 04:29:00 PM, Anonymous Dr. Smith said...

Indeed my Sermonizing Simian with that bubble-headed booby as my campaign manager I roar ahead to inevitable victory.

But naturally we are all concerned about Germaine Gregarious and her mysterious absence.

Perhaps Bears are to blame. They are natures killing machines according to the esteemed Dr. Stephen Colbert.

 
At Fri Jul 13, 04:40:00 PM, Anonymous Duros62 said...

I am waiting for this ticket, myself.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7371579@N04/582610559/

 
At Fri Jul 13, 04:48:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

I can't be bought! Blatant addition to your blogroll...?! Oh, who am I kidding, the ice is definitely tilted in your direction.

 
At Fri Jul 13, 05:38:00 PM, Blogger Evil Spock said...

Evil Spock has that issue of Justice League with the variant cover of Black Canary by Adam Hughes!

That comic got Evil Spock through some tough times.

*Ahem* Evil Spock through Evil Spock's hat in with the Mucker. Though Evil Spock can be bought . . .

 
At Fri Jul 13, 08:28:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

SamuraiFrog: Monkerstein, your sock puppet is making noise again! I note a degree of sexism in your comment that Ms. Gregarious is "merely shopping and lost track of time". Your stance on women's issues has been recorded for posterity. It is very nice that your Daleks are throwing a Tupperware party in her honor, however.

Dr. Smith: Bears? Ms. Gregarious has no fear of bears! Be serious. (No offence to the the esteemed Dr. Stephen Colbert, of course.)

Duros62: LOL! That is hilarious! I shall have to post it!

GETkristiLOVE: Thank you! You are surely destined to become a true believer of the power of Zaius. Welcome to the Zaiusphere!

Evil Spock: Clearly you have already been bribed by Monkerstein. Now you seek another tawdry pittance? Thank you for your kind offer, sir, but I am afraid that I must decline. I fear that any cheap bribe to you would be far to expensive to my soul in the long run.

BTW, It's "threw", not "through". Remind me to comment on your clipart sometime.

 
At Fri Jul 13, 10:33:00 PM, Blogger Splotchy said...

Dr. Zaius, I thank you for your gracious blogroll addition, and now welcome an open and honest debate between yourself and those other candidates which for the moment shall remain nameless.

 
At Fri Jul 13, 10:42:00 PM, Blogger Evil Spock said...

Stupid comments section needs an edit button . . .

 
At Sat Jul 14, 05:24:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Splotchy: An open honest debate of the issues is indeed in order, sir. I find your clean grasp of the situation at hand quite refreshing.

Evil Spock: Have you really thrown in your hat? It would seem that you have actually thrown in the towel, Evil Spock. Did you bring your handbasket?

 
At Sat Jul 14, 08:53:00 AM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

Aw crap, here I was just enjoying the banter and off come the gloves. Which side...which side....hrmmm....

 
At Sat Jul 14, 10:48:00 AM, Anonymous Dr. Smith said...

Perhaps Ms. Gregarious instead has fallen afoul of a vile cult.

 
At Sun Jul 15, 03:01:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

angry ballerina: You are a reasonable being with a wise and discerning intellect. I am sure that you will make your correct choice based on what logic dictates. It is still early in the election cycle though, other candidates may yet appear on the horizon!

Dr. Smith: Damn you, Dr. Smith! It is not my fault that someone left the cake out in the rain! I just don't think that I can take it... 'Cause it took so long to bake it...

 

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