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Thursday, July 12, 2007

Michael Chertoff has a Rumbly in his Tumbly

Line shamelessly stolen from one of DCup's brilliant off-the-cuff comments.

"I have been Foolish and Deluded," said he, "and I am a Bear of no Brain at All."

3 Comments:

At Thu Jul 12, 04:53:00 PM, Anonymous said...: I wish the people who employ me found me so amusing!
At Fri Jul 13, 12:49:00 AM, Sleestak said...: Does the scare tactic even work anymore? It's so transparent that the Threat Level doesn't even change anymore.
At Fri Jul 13, 08:05:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: DCup: Your vast genius is obviously under-appreciated at work.

Sleestak: Homeland Security now officially has all the gravatas of an old episode of "Get Smart", except it has neither Agent 99 nor any humor left in it. The situation is no longer funny anymore.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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