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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

You're Standing On My Neck


A popular blogger pastime is checking out your stats and seeing what search terms people are using to find your blog. DCup wrote a really funny post about these the other day. Generally the information that can be gleaned from this futile exercise is of limited or no value, except for the humor that can be found within the search strings of some of the the warped minds of the people using Google.

I have read some really strange ones, but I think the one that had the most emotional impact on me was this one:

Daria Porn

Daria porn! Oh, my god what a Sick, Sad World that we live in! I was mortified. Not only is Daria is underage, but she is probably the girl that would be voted most likely to never become involved with the porno industry in her lifetime. Not because she is a prude - because she is just not interested in cultural obsessions about self image, fashion or sexual attractiveness. Daria is a loner. A rebel.


Her sister Quinn might get involved in porn, maybe. I could see Quinn hamming it up for the camera in one of the "Girls Gone Wild" videos after a few too many Banana Daiquiris. Quinn is just naturally outgoing and flirtatious.

And if you are going to look up porn from the TV show Daria, the real siren of the show was Jane, in my humble opinion. Everybody knows that art chicks are the most attractive women in the whole world!

So anyway, after my initial disgust and confusion, I wondered if there really was any Daria porn out there in the internet, and lo and behold the internet provide a wealth of it. Well, It's not really porn, but it is a bit racy. Here are some of the links that I found of Daria fan art: [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ]

Some of the fan art is really great. I got all of these at the Daria fan site Sick, Sad World. I quite liked Scooby-Doo Daria and James Bond Daria, but I found one picture that was far more frightening to think of than the idea of Daria getting involved with the porno industry. It was this picture. It's a picture of Daria trapped in a dead-end job at a diner in Lawndale.

You can take the "What Daria Character are You?" quiz. I was graded as Trent, "Musical and Insightful, if only you could wake up on time."

Follow these links if you are unfamiliar with the two television programs Daria and Sick, Sad World.

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At Wed Jul 11, 12:36:00 PM, Blogger DCup said...

LOVE Daria. I used to watch it on Noggin of all things.

I'll be wasting the next twenty minutes checking out sick, sad world and the other stuff.

But Daria porn? Not necessary, people, not necessary!

At Wed Jul 11, 06:11:00 PM, Blogger MichaelBains said...

Daria was part of how I survived the last year of my first marriage. Excellent attitude adjuster!

Thanks for the quiz link. I'm Jane! w00t! lol

At Wed Jul 11, 10:00:00 PM, Anonymous Tengrain said...

I'm Daria. Go to Hell.



At Thu Jul 12, 11:12:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

DCup: How can anyone not love Daria? It is such a great show! I am in total agreement with you on the whole Daria porn front.

MichaelBains: I checked out your post. What a great blog! I think Daria helps us all out in one way or another. She is the spokesperson for an entire generation!

Tengrain: Funny, I thought you were Spartacus.

At Sat Jul 14, 07:40:00 PM, Anonymous mdhatter said...

It's all about Jane.

At Sun Jul 15, 08:43:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Yes. I always loved Jane. I would have like a show just about her, as well!

At Thu Dec 11, 11:23:00 PM, Blogger Jax Rhapsody said...

I feel sorry for those who didnt get to watch it on MTV in its best form. although using all that music is why it's not reaired or whatever, it is one of the few american toons I'll watch and hell I'm kinda like her and my fiancee looks like her.

At Thu Dec 31, 07:41:00 PM, Blogger Octobriana (Oz) said...

I'll still be lining up to buy my copy of the series on DVD when it comes out this year - see

At Thu Feb 19, 11:32:00 AM, Blogger John Lane said...

Daria is really sexy, but Daria porn is strongly unacceptable. Since 2011, I'm heavily obsessed with Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane and I love the show since. I love drawing Daria and Jane (clothed or nude) but Daria porn is really disgusting and (in Daria's case) completely out of character. Even though I like Daria, I'm more into Jane and I love her the most.


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