Due the timely intervention of my running mate, Germaine Gregarious,
a conflict with the lovers of Necco wafers has been narrowly averted.
A ripple effect was felt on NASDAQ as an immediate shift in the value of Necco was reported on the Stock Market. Google Finance
reported the events that took place at the LGPPP
and the Zaius Nation
on their stock page for American Capital Strategies, Ltd.
(NASDAQ:ACAS) As of the moment that this is being written, the report is still on the page. You can also see the images below for confirmation of this event. (I only noticed it because I have been getting a fair amount of traffic from the site.)
Ms. Gregarious and I have hired artist Denise Tassin
] to create Necco images
for the public that shall put the wafers in a more positive light in the media.
Negotiations with the Necconians shall begin immediately. Dguzman
has offered his concern for the pressing importance of this issue, and FranIAm has expressed an interest
in the utilizing the talents of her favorite neo-conservative, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, to act as a figurehead in these negotiations.
I can't begin to agree with FranIAm's choice on this issue, and Ms. Gregarious and I both feel that in matters that are this serious, we must bring in the talents of a seasoned professional. Thus, we have employed the most logical candidate for the position.