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Wednesday, December 05, 2007

...And Now for a Brief Political Message

Trust me on this. I'm a doctor...

This country needs a change of underpants.

7 Comments:

At Wed Dec 05, 08:57:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: How dare you make fun of me sir! I have a medical condition that requires me to wear those. The silky material soothes the nasty rash I picked up at your recent Halloween party.
At Wed Dec 05, 10:15:00 AM, Life As I Know It Now said...: a change of underpants is an understatement.
At Wed Dec 05, 12:09:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: I am afraid that you have just put a point in the Monkey column in my book of such lists (and, oh, I have one, I'll have know,) Dear Dr. Z.!
At Wed Dec 05, 05:00:00 PM, Fran said...: Um, Dr. Underpants - don't hate me but I have tagged. It is no ordinary meme I can assure you sir. And by the way, Splotchy started it.

Your talent invited me to extend this request.

Please...
At Thu Dec 06, 08:51:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dr. Monkerstein: Don't take that rash tone with me, good sir! I am sure that a good pimple cream will salve the day.

Liberality: So true! The soiled underpants of this country need to be changed now more than ever!

Freida Bee: You know, I really should not have divulged Dr. Monkerstein's quaint peccidillo to you. It's that whole doctor/patient confidentiality thing, you know. Let's keep it our own little secret.

FranIAm: Ack! I forgot! I will get to work on that right away!
At Sat Dec 08, 10:53:00 PM, Fran / Blue Gal said...: Thank you for not using my blogmarked trademark "panties". The word panties woulda got you in a messo trouble. xoxo
At Mon Dec 10, 07:43:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Never say panties! It's all about the underpants, baby.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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