Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Advice for the Loverlorn, With Dr. Zaius

Learn to communicate on a spiritual level.
Remember to take time out for yourself.
Don't ignore, but explore your differences.
Build the relationship from it's component parts.
Share at least one meal a day with your mate.
Set personal goals for your self.
Appreciate the unique temple that is your body.
Be honest, tell your partner how you really feel.
Show compassion and empathy for others.
Relationships are based on mutual trust.
Remember that your love is special and unique.
Watch out for evil robot heads!

It is a challenge in this day and age to build a healthy and long-lasting romantic relationship, therefore I offer the above as sound and logical advice in these important matters of the heart. I submit these instructions as a series of steps one can take in a relationship that will help you and your current or future mate find romantic bliss. Just click on each link, and each step will be illustrated by the corresponding video. Trust me, I'm a doctor!
This is a Zaius Nation "Advice for the Loverlorn" reprint.


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At Fri Feb 15, 03:29:00 PM, Blogger Madam Z said...

Sorry, but I'm a sucker for "evil robot heads."

At Sat Feb 16, 04:02:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Evil robot heads aren't too bad, unless they get into the peanut butter - then WATCH OUT!

At Fri Feb 22, 12:04:00 PM, Blogger Batocchio said...

Damn, missed this one! I have to come back and peruse... I ranted for VD when I could have watched film clips and partied at LGPP instead!


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