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Monday, April 28, 2008

Superman Doesn't Like Working at the Charity Kissing Booth

 
 

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10 Comments:

At Mon Apr 28, 08:56:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Dude obviously hates women.

 
At Mon Apr 28, 09:01:00 AM, Blogger Splotchy said...

That's some Grade A Superdickery you got there.

 
At Mon Apr 28, 11:29:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Which part is gayer? the tights or the cape?

 
At Mon Apr 28, 02:10:00 PM, Blogger mwb said...

Clearly the high levels of girl cooties has made him testy.

 
At Mon Apr 28, 02:17:00 PM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

Kryptonite in the lipstick?

 
At Mon Apr 28, 03:26:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Are those supposed to be kisses on his face or did they shoot him with a pellet gun?

 
At Mon Apr 28, 06:26:00 PM, Blogger chaos4700 said...

So... yeah. I guess Wonder Woman really doesn't have to worry about wearing lead panties around "Peeperman" and his X-Ray vision.

Aqua-man, on the other hand... maybe he needs to look into getting a cod-piece (pardon the pun) to keep his fish stick from getting irradiated... if you know what I mean.

 
At Mon Apr 28, 07:24:00 PM, Blogger pidomon said...

darwin beat me to my own comment which i know i thought of before i even read this post

 
At Tue Apr 29, 11:07:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Dr. Monkerstein: I, for one, would love to work in a kissing booth! Yowsa!

Splotchy: Best Superman site ever! Although I think I got this from a diffeent blog, I can't remember...

Jess Wundrun: All things considered, I think it is Superman's "special" releationship with Jimmy Olsen. That, and his excessive use of "Rainbow" Kryptonite.

MWB: Girl cooties would actually go well with his outfit, however...

Darwin's Dagger: It would have to Red Krytonite! (Or maybe "Pink Passion" Kryptonite...)

Dean Wormer: They must be kisses! Superman is invulnerable to guns.

chaos4700: HA! I can't top that! Very funny indeed!

pidomon: Your clairvoyance serves you well, but your blog commenting was just too slow... ;o)

 
At Wed Apr 30, 09:55:00 PM, Blogger dmarks said...

Must by Kryptonian gin blossoms.

 

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