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Monday, April 28, 2008

Superman Doesn't Like Working at the Charity Kissing Booth

9 Comments:

At Mon Apr 28, 09:01:00 AM, Splotchy said...: That's some Grade A Superdickery you got there.
At Mon Apr 28, 11:29:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: Which part is gayer? the tights or the cape?
At Mon Apr 28, 02:10:00 PM, mwb said...: Clearly the high levels of girl cooties has made him testy.
At Mon Apr 28, 02:17:00 PM, Darwin's Dagger said...: Kryptonite in the lipstick?
At Mon Apr 28, 03:26:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: Are those supposed to be kisses on his face or did they shoot him with a pellet gun?
At Mon Apr 28, 06:26:00 PM, chaos4700 said...: So... yeah. I guess Wonder Woman really doesn't have to worry about wearing lead panties around "Peeperman" and his X-Ray vision.

Aqua-man, on the other hand... maybe he needs to look into getting a cod-piece (pardon the pun) to keep his fish stick from getting irradiated... if you know what I mean.
At Mon Apr 28, 07:24:00 PM, Steve said...: darwin beat me to my own comment which i know i thought of before i even read this post
At Tue Apr 29, 11:07:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dr. Monkerstein: I, for one, would love to work in a kissing booth! Yowsa!

Splotchy: Best Superman site ever! Although I think I got this from a diffeent blog, I can't remember...

Jess Wundrun: All things considered, I think it is Superman's "special" releationship with Jimmy Olsen. That, and his excessive use of "Rainbow" Kryptonite.

MWB: Girl cooties would actually go well with his outfit, however...

Darwin's Dagger: It would have to Red Krytonite! (Or maybe "Pink Passion" Kryptonite...)

Dean Wormer: They must be kisses! Superman is invulnerable to guns.

chaos4700: HA! I can't top that! Very funny indeed!

pidomon: Your clairvoyance serves you well, but your blog commenting was just too slow... ;o)
At Wed Apr 30, 09:55:00 PM, dmarks said...: Must by Kryptonian gin blossoms.

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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