Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, April 29, 2011

Birther Theory A Go Go!

News Flash: It has been reported that Donald Trump was so upset that President Obama has produced a birth certificate that his hair hit a *12* on a scale of 1 to 10!

Meanwhile, swift boatnik Jerome Corsi is quite upset that Obama's revelation is going to affect his book sales. [ 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

Cooler minds have prevailed, however...

Thank god that everything is back to normal!

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The Original Broadway Version of "Little Shop of Horrors"

No time for blogging today! I am busy trying to nurse my new house plant back to health. I've tried everything! Plant food, pot-ash, mineral supplements, grow lights... I can't imagine what the poor little thing wants! (What does it want from me? Blood?!?) In the meantime you can watch this swell video of the original Broadway version of "Little Shop of Horrors" [13:21] that I found over at Vinnie Rattolle's Place.

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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Science Fiction Women In Bottles, and the Creepy Men Who Love Them

Previously I have discussed the Media Cliché of "Men Seldom Make Passes at Girls Who Wear Glasses." Today I submit another familiar cultural stereotype created by men to depict women as helpless. Like the commonplace prosaicisms of a women tied to the railroad tracks or sinking into quicksand, I present Science Fiction Women In Bottles, and the Creepy Men Who Love Them.

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Maybe Hitler Was just "Uppity"

It wasn't until I heard all of this talk...

about Obama being like Hitler that I realized...

exactly how racist this image is.

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A Racy Photo of Brigette Bardot's Pineal Gland!

Mouse over image to see a racy photo of Brigette Bardot's pineal gland!

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Friday, April 15, 2011

Paul Ryan's 2012 Budget: It Gives to the Rich, and Steals From the Poor!

Paul Ryan's 2012 Budget - He Robs from the poor and elderly - and gives to the rich and wealthy!
Paul Ryan's budget has passed in the house! [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 ]

Despite the controversy in the media...

He's only giving the people what they want. [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ]

I don't really see what all the fuss is about! Except there is one thing that troubles me...

If President Obama is the Sheriff of Nottingham...

Then that means that Maid Marian is David Koch! [ 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

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Liquid TV's Psycho Gram (Plus More!)

Liquid TV's Psycho Gram:1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17
No time for blogging today! I am too busy scouring the internet for snippets from the awesome MTV TV show, Liquid Television. [ 2 ] Aside from Psycho Gram, My favorite bits on the show were Aeon Flux, Stevie and Zoya, and Bill Plympton. But I had nearly forgotten about some of the other great cartoons, like Miss Lidia's Makeover [ 2, 3 ], Stick Figure Theatre [ 2, 3 ], Lea Press-On Limbs, Istanbul (Not Constantinople), Grinning Evil Death, Dog Brain, Sweeper, Art School Girls of Doom [ 2 ], Koko's Earth Control, Don't Go In The Basement, Dog Boy, etc., etc. Hold all of my calls, Miss Hathaway! I shall be busy kanoodling with the internet tubes this afternoon...

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My Friend George Sent Me This

Orange kitty explains hide and seek for old people.

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It's My Birthday!

No time for blogging today - It's my birthday! I was born in 3795 A.D., which means that I am negative 1784 years old! (Try and explain that to the DMV.) I think that I shall spend my birthday digging up some old friends. (One annoying thing about cemeteries is that everybody speaks in such a grave manner!) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video of "The Adventures of Lil' Cthulhu". (Gosh, he's a cute little fellah!)

By the way, tomorrow the 16th is BAC's Birthday, so we are practically sharing the same shallow grave! Also, Tuesday the 13th was Texas Betsy's Birthday! Also, I have the same birthday as my friend Steve at work! Yay!

Banana Twinkies for everybody!

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