Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, October 30, 2008

The McCain/Palin Campaign: Then and Now

The McCain/Palin campaign: then...

and now...

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The Pinker Tones singing "Karma Hunters"


No time for blogging today! I am still busy trying on costumes for my running mate's 2nd annual October costume bash. It's time once again for Germaine Gregarious's Halloween party! Everybody has to come in costume. Maybe I should go as a robot? I am going to have to cut a mouth hole in the costume, however. I find it difficult to breathe, and there is no place to put my chocolate cake! In the meantime, you can watch this great swell animated video of The Pinker Tones singing "Karma Hunters". (Watch the video - it's all about politics!)


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The Latest News From the Campaign Trail

Things are going swell on the campaign trail...

Despite the petty bickering amongst the candidates...

But there are those in the Mainstream Media that have claimed that Germaine Gregarious and the girls of the LGPPP have been "unfriendly" to the press...

Some have tried to paint Ms. Gregarious as some sort of "diva"...

Others have called her a "whack job"...

(Trust me, when Ms. Gregarious whacks someone, they stay whacked!)

The media has even gone so far as to unfairly focus on some of my campaign's innocent wardrobe expenditures on certain political necessities such as bikinis, mini skirts and go go boots... (And plenty of ammunition and plastic explosives, of course!)

I think that the American public just needs to get to know the real Germaine Gregarious. She understands the subtle intricacies of the Zaius Campaign's agenda on domestic affairs...

She has been instrumental in bringing out the all important wiener vote...

...She has lots of foreign policy experience...

...And despite what some might say, I can assure you that Germaine Gregarious puts on her diamonds one caret at a time, just like any other American girl.

Only the Zaius/Gregarious team has the gravitas needed to ruin run this country...

...we shall be prepared to destroy save mankind from day one!

...After some chocolate cake and ice cream, of course.

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Scuba Kitty


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Curse You, Dr. Monkerstein!

I thought that I had seen the last of Dr. Monkerstein that night over Marrakesh...

But the evil doctor has been sighted in New York City!

...And his minions are everywhere...

Curse you, Dr. Monkerstein!

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I got this message at work the other day:

"FYI - any rules that have been set up in horde will not carry over to zimbra - just roaring penguin."

...And the worst part is that I actually know what they are talking about. **sigh**

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Ack! I'm still looking for a Halloween Costume!

No time for blogging right now! I am busy trying on costumes for my running mate's 2nd annual October costume bash. It's time once again for Germaine Gregarious's Halloween party! Everybody has to come in costume. Maybe I should go as a ghost, what do you think? Oh dear, I can't decide! In the meantime, you can watch these great short home-made 8mm monster movies to get you into the Halloween spirit! We've got Frankenstein Meets The Wolfman [00:27], Scream of the Vampire [00:33] and a Ray Harryhausen-esque animated Monster Shuttle Disaster! [00:32]


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Cool Halloween Paper Models


Cool Halloween paper models - Coffins, Hearse Playset, Pocket Monsters and More!


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Monday, October 27, 2008

Now We Know Why John McCain Needs Joe the Plumber


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Deja Spew


Yesterday on NBC News, Brian Williams revealed that the McCain campaign quietly 'steered' the media toward the story, now proven to be a hoax, about a young volunteer, Ashley Todd, being attacked by an Obama supporter.

"The McCain campaign steered reporters' attention to the story yesterday. John McCain even called the 20-year old woman. Sarah Palin called her family. Well, tonight that woman is charged with making a false report." [ 2, 3 ]

In 1989, TV host Morton Downey Jr. (1932-2001) was involved in an incident in a San Francisco International Airport restroom in which he claimed to have been attacked by neo-Nazis who painted a swastika on his face and attempted to shave his head. Some inconsistencies in Downey's account (e.g., the swastika was painted in reverse, suggesting that Downey had drawn it himself in a mirror), and the failure of the police to find supportive evidence, led many to suspect that the incident was a hoax and a plea for attention. A few months later, the show was canceled. Years later, during an appearance on The Howard Stern Show, Downey admitted that he had orchestrated the entire "attack" -- even shaving the front of his own head in the desperate effort to save his show from cancellation. wikipedia

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Presented Without Comment


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Posted by: X_ijustwant2bethin_X


I found this blog while I was looking for a picture of a crowded room. I still find it hard to believe that it's real, especially since I have such a deep and enduring commitment to food.


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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Pie? Did Someone Say Something About Pie?

McCain: 'Obama is more interested in controlling who gets your piece of the pie than he is in growing the pie!'

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Miss Firecracker


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One Should Never Mix Politics and Confectionaries...

In the last couple of weeks, John McCain and his campaign have been hard at work spreading their message to the American people. In these trying times of extended war, job losses and financial panic, the public needs have their questions answered about the domestic issues that face this country's future. As the election draws near, people need to know what expect from the administration of this presidential hopeful and his running mate...

But wait! Which one is he, Senator?

The country can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that the McCain campaign has spelled out a specific plan to create jobs, reinvigorate the economy and create peace in the world!


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The Real James Bond

No time for blogging today! I am busy saving the US economy by testing out my latest economic theories in a high stakes game of Old Maid against US Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, AKA 'Le Chiffre'! (Good news! It's been more than a week since another major American financial institution has failed! Yay!) In the meantime you can watch this swell fan trailer for the film "Casino Royale", featuring the only real James Bond, David Niven.

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The Man From Krypton


Perhaps Swinebread and I are the only ones geeky enough to truly appreciate the sheer awesomeness of the moment when Barack Obama remarked at the Al Smith Dinner, "Contrary to the rumors you have heard, I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-el, to save the planet Earth." (BAC has the video.)

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Monday, October 20, 2008

Zaius Nation Goes From a Complete Unknown to Merely Very Obscure!


Over 500,000 Customers Served! I would like to thank all of my readers from the bottom of my heart. I would like to especially thank my running mate, Germaine Gregarious, and all of the candidates for 2008: Dr. Monkerstein, Samurai Frog, Dr. Smith, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Sleestak, I, Splotchy, GETkristiLOVE, Evil Dictator, Diva Jood, Bradda, Randal Graves, Sister Mary Ellen, OKJimm, and of course the official poet laureate of the Zaius/Gregarious campaign, Freida Bee, and the official spokesperson for the Zaius/Gregarious campaign, Sandra Lou! Viva la Revolution!

I would also like to thank Angry Ballerina, AlterDestiny, Anaïs Nohant, The Ardent Thread’s Weblog, The Aristocrats, Atomic Romance, Attentive Aphorist, Aunt Dahlia, Bad Habit, Badtux the Snarky Penguin, Bailey's Buddy, Beginning to Bird, BenettonTalk, Betsy Devine, Bella Rossa, Billy Miller, Bitch Ph.D., Blue Gal, Bob Geiger,, Brainshrub, The Bree Walker Show Blog, Bubs, CalPundit, The Canary Sings, Cap'n Dyke, Pirate Queen, Capitol Punishment, Carnival of the Liberals, Cat in the Bag, Chapter 56, Chicken Head, Circle Jerk at the Square Dance,, Comics All Too Real, Common Dreams, Comrade Kevin's Chrestomathy, Crooks and Liars, Cuddlefish, Culture of Life News, Culture Vultures, Cursor, Cyberography, The Daily Howler, Darkblack, Darwin's Dagger, The Dean's Office, Dear Thyroid, Democratic Underground, Devilham's Attic, Dictionopolis in Digitopolis, The Digital Press Club, DistributorCap NY, DownWithTyranny!, Driftglass, The Dubya's Media, Dump Michele Bachmann, Dusty, Electronic Cerebrectomy, Eli Lyons, Enriched Geranium, Evangelical Right, Evil Mad Scientist, Evil Spock, Ex-Lion Tamer, Eyeteeth, Fancy Freelancer, Feminist SF Carnival, Five Public Opinions, FOX Watch, Fragmentia13, FranIAm, Freida Bee [ 2 ], Gastriques, The Gavel, Germaine Gregarious, Get-Your-Zs, Gledwood Vol 2, GOPnot4me, The Great Endarkenment, Have Camera Will Travel, Hardball with Jay Matthews, Heeling To Port, Here Comes Johnny Yen Again, The Hill, Hotline TV, House of the Rising Sons, The Huffington Post, I Am Bossy, I Am Jacks Non-Blog, I Can Has Cheezburger?, Ice Station Tango, Illiterate Electorate, Illustrated Daily Scribble, I Miss Fafblog, Spot!, I, Splotchy, I Make No Promises, Impeachment and Other Dreams, The Inconvienent Truth, Indecision 2008, Indexed, Infidel753, Jazz from Hell, Jess Wundrun, Jesus' General, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Jon Swift, Jonestown, Jossip Cable Quotables, Journeys with Jood, Just An Earth-Bound Misfit, JustJoeP, Kelly the Little Black Dog, Kimonomomo, Knock Knock, Kommandos Project, L'ennui mélodieux, La Casa de Los Gatos, Las largas Noches, Lady, That's My Skull, Last Left Turn Before Hooterville, Lesbians From Space, Left 'Toon Lane, Les, The Liberal Coalition, Liberality, Like Kryptonite To Stupid, The Lippard Blog 2, Little Bang Theory, Lotsa 'Splainin' 2 Do, Luminiferous Ether, Malheureux, Maui Girl, Media Matters, Mental Detritus, Mercury Rising, Midnight/Noise, Mirror of Fools, Mock, Paper, Scissors, Mondo Marco, MoneyFiles, Mother Jones, Monkey Muck, Morning Martini, My Two Sense, MWB's World [ 2 ],, Neural Gourmet, Neccoland, The Needs of the Few, The Nefarious Lair of LGPPP, Inc., Nine Pearls, No Smoking in the Skull Cave, A Noble Undoing, Occasional Superheroine, Old American Century, OKJimm's Eggroll Emporium, Omnipotent Poobah, the Opinion Mill, The Otherwhirled, The Oxpecker File, Pam's House Blend, Patriotboy, Perpetual Dawnne [ 2 ], Phydeaux Speaks, Pidomon's Posts, Pixeloo, PoliTits,, Political Arithmetik, The [Prefix]iest Thing I Saw Today, Preserve, Protect and Defend, Princess Sparkle Pony, PR Watch, Pseudo-Intellectualism, Rabbits, Toyen, and so forth, Republic of Sestakastan, The Quaker Agitator, Qwerty's Qoncepts, Quit Your Day Job, Read My Mind, Retrospace, Sack of Monkeys in My Pocket, Sandra Lou [ 2 ], Scholars and Rogues, Shakespeare's Sister, Shelley the Republican, Sh*t Planet, Silly Humans, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, Sleestak, Social Seppuku, Some Guy's Blog, Spocko's Brain [ 2 ], spiiderweb, Spin of the Day, Sprawling Ramshackle Compound, Stardragon the Canadian, Stardust Musings, Starship Tim, The State of Discontent [ 2 ], Step on the Peel, Stop Licking the Curtains, Stump Lane, A Sunny Thought,, Talking Points Memo, They Get Letters, Think Progress, This Is It, This Modern World, Thought Crime Wave, Threading Water, Tiamat's Friends, Top 10 Conservative Idiots, Turner Classic Movies [ 2 ], Two Minutes In The Box, Übermilf, The Unconventional Conventionist, Unglued, Unruly Mob/Les Enrages, Urantian Sojourn, Utah Savage, Vagabond Scholar, Vigouruex Artiste, The Yes Men, What I Like About the Universe, What Now Toons, Wink Studios, Witches and Scientists, Washington Whispers, Westcoast Walker, Whiskey Marie, Wondertrash, Wonkette, Wyldth1ng, Your Dress'd Look Better On Me, Yikes! [ 2 ], Get-Your-Zs, and Google, where I get most of my traffic.


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Zaius Nation Film Festival


I submit for your viewing pleasure the Zaius Nation related videos made by BAC [ 2 ], Germaine Gregarious, Sol Bellel, and myself. In addition, I also add this important video by Jess Wundrun because of it's socially redeeming educational message about the evils of Dr. Monkerstein.

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Mighty GOP Fraud From Little Acorns Grow

10,000 incorrect voter registrations out of 1.3 million voter registrations represents %0.769 of the total.

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Obama Rally Draws 100,000 in Missouri


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My Friend George Sent Me This...


Thought for the day: Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. We are trusting this country's economic recovery to a government that couldn't make money selling sex and booze to drunk truckers.

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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Did You Watch the Debate Last Night?


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Debate Question: Who is Joe the Plumber?

At first I thought that Joe the Plumber must be Dr. Monkerstein because of his recent foray into the field of water closet technology...

And then I got distracted by the Adventures of Mega-Plumber Action Hero! He has an action figure that's only $10 and a comic book and a video and everything! (How totally cool!)

But finally I found the right website, Jo's, and it turns out that Jo the Plumber is a girl!

She works as a spokesperson for Kohler, and on her interactive adult toilet website she invites you to pick various items in a bathroom and flush them down the toilet while groovy jazz porn music plays in the background.

You can flush things like a bra, a hand towel, little bottles of shampoo, jewelry, dog food and a rubber ducky down the toilet. (A pizza delivery never did show up when I was at the site, however.)

She has several provocative lines in the film, like, "stop tickling!", "that was fun, do it again!" "Nice choice", "be serious", and "That's too big!"

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My Apologies to Hank Ketchum


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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The Milton Bradley Effect

I am shock and appalled that the mainstream media elitists continue to promote the idea that voters should fear the results of the "Milton Bradley Effect" in the upcoming election. Everyone knows that there are far better ways for voters to make their choice for President of the United States than employing the use of an antiquated game of chance. Our moderm world offers far more sophisticated and technologically advanced ways of divining the the true path of political enlightenment...

Magic 8 Ball? Don't be silly!

Reading tea leaves? I think not!

WWUD? Yes! That's the ticket!

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Lulu singing "To Sir With Love"

No time for blogging today! Germaine Greagraious are busy tying up some loose ends at the office. (We are trying to maximize our profits on the mortgage meltdown! We must quickly acquire as much bad debt as possible to take full advantage of this nifty government bailout.) In the meantime you can watch these swell videos! I have a couple of clips of Lulu singing "To Sir With Love" [ 2 ]. (Ack! And don't forget the 'ladies choice' dance from the same movie.) Also worthy of mentioning is this more recent effort by the Trashcan Sinatras.


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Go watch Jess Wundren's movie!


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Paul Begala Is From Nigeria!

Ack! Yesterday I was spammed by none other than Paul Begala! (Jeepers! I had no idea that he was living in Nigeria...) He sent me the link to his latest left-wing terrorist cookbook, "The Debate Study Guide: Domestic Policy Edition" - in the ever annoying PDF format! (Hmm... I hope that he has supplied a few recipes for chocolate cake...)

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