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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

The 47% Solution

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Saturday, September 01, 2012

Talking To a Chair Is Now Considered an Art Form

Clint Eastwood's surprise speech at the Republican National Convention in which he addressed an "invisible Barack Obama" sitting in an empty chair has given a surprise boost to the Romney Campaign...

And seems to have secured the much coveted "crazy old white guy" vote for the GOP.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

Only 1,967 years until the
Reign of Zaius!

Humans That Might Be Spared