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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Gretchen Carlson is just a plain old Miss Poopy Pants

Here she is - Miss america!

Yesterday on Fox News, anchor Gretchen Carlson called Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) a "hostile enemy" of the United States because he has demanded that Congress vote on whether to approve funding for escalation in Iraq.

This morning, instead of apologizing for her comments, Carlson said "Internet blogs" misconstrued her statements: "Of course, I didn’t mean it that way. Trust me. I don’t think Sen. Kennedy is any enemy in any way." Think Progress [ 2 ]

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Sunday, December 24, 2006

12 Days of the War on Christmas (Fox Style)


12 Days of the War on Christmas (Fox Style) via betmo

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

"No matter how cynical I get, I just can't keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Fox News plans right-wing Daily Show. 'Fox News Channel, a primary source of material for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, is teaming with the exec producer of '24' to try its hand at a news satire show for conservatives to love.' 'The way I look at it, almost every comedy show or satire show I see uses the same talking points against George W. Bush and Dick Cheney,' '24' co-creator Joel Surnow said. 'The other side hasn’t been skewered in a fair and balanced way.'

Fox News plans right-wing Daily Show. "Fox News Channel, a primary source of material for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, is teaming with the exec producer of "24" to try its hand at a news satire show for conservatives to love." "The way I look at it, almost every comedy show or satire show I see uses the same talking points against George W. Bush and Dick Cheney," "24" co-creator Joel Surnow said. "The other side hasn’t been skewered in a fair and balanced way." Think Progress

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