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Sunday, December 17, 2006

Why journalists are no fun at Christmas parties

COULTER: 'He probably just has indigestion.'Ann Coulter

After the initial feeding frenzy by the media regarding the sudden illness of Sen. Tim Johnson (D-SD), there have been a few really tasteless moments, with the media hovering somewhere between merely crude and reprehensible. I can only hope that I fall into the latter catagory.

The Huffington Post ran an opinion piece that raised a few hackles called "Did You Know that Dick Cheney is Praying For Tim Johnson?" (Ha! As if the Cheneymeister prays for anything but money and a new heart bypass.)

News Hounds caught FAUX News dancing on Johnson's grave in piece called "Fred Barnes' Ghoulish Speculation About Tim Johnson."

Over on the other side of the potato, newsbusters.org wrote two different articles about the media coverage of Johnson's sudden illness. It would seem that in News Busters scientific opinion the coverage started out as "disgraceful" and degraded quickly to utterly disgraceful. News Busters focused heavily on a MSNBC piece that they felt made Republicans look uncaring and callous. (Too late! the damage is already done that category.)

Ann Coulter had some fun remarks, but she was not in fact the winner (loser?) of the week's morally destitute media shenanigans of doom.

Proving my original theory correct, On the December 13th broadcast of Newsradio 850 KOA's "The Jon Caldara (Jon Who?) Show," the host let slip the actual facts of the matter regarding the murder of Johnson:

CALDARA: "The kind of radiation poisoning that we gave to the senator that caused him to collapse, you know, it takes a long time to take effect." [Coulter laughs] "We saw that in the U.K. And it's going to take, it's going to take some time before -- before we finish this mission." Media Matters

So now the cat is out of the bag, we now know what is really going on over in the senate. It was John McCain in the library with the candlestick Polonium-210.

Caldera's (Who is this Caldera guy?) guest, Ann Coulter, said that Sen. Tim Johnson was faking his illness, and probably just has gas.

COULTER: "He probably just has indigestion." Media Matters

Obviously Coulter is merely playing a ruse to cover the GOP's tracks in this matter. In being purposefully flippant regarding Johnson, Coulter was attempting ing to steal the thunder out from under the heartless minions of the mainstream media by being the most crass and insensitive person reporting on the matter. Nice try Ann, but this week's honors go to another dirtbag more clever reprehensible than you.

Though Coulter is usually the hands down winner in this category, so far the winner of most ghoulish and disgraceful this week goes to John W. Lillpop and his December 16th commentary titled "Senator Tim Johnson: Another Brain-Dead Liberal?" Lillpop uses the near-fatal illness of Johnson to point out his theory that most democrats are brain dead, in his opinion.

Now that's journalism! The opportunity presented by Johnson's illness is the perfect time to make heartless remarks, but Mr. Lillpop has really taken the inititiative and gone then extra mile. I couldn't sink that low on my best day! Anne Coulter, bow to your new sensai:
John W. Lillpop.


postchronicle.com: Senator Tim Johnson: Another Brain-Dead Liberal?
newsbusters.org: Utterly Disgraceful Eleanor Clift Column Regarding Sen. Johnson
newsbusters.org: Disgraceful Media Coverage of Sen. Tim Johnson’s Medical Condition
MSNBC: Balance of Power
newsbusters.org: Utterly Disgraceful Eleanor Clift Column Regarding Sen. Johnson
News Hounds: Fred Barnes' Ghoulish Speculation About Tim Johnson
Huffington Post: Did You Know that Dick Cheney is Praying For Tim Johnson?
Media Matters: Sick jokes: Coulter, Caldara laughed about Sen. Johnson's illness the night he was stricken

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Friday, November 10, 2006

Ann Coulter learned "the math" from Karl Rove

Ann CoulterAnn Coulter

"In fact, if the Democrats' pathetic gains in a sixth-year election are a statement about the war in Iraq, Americans must love the war!"
[...]
"But in the middle of what the media tell us is a massively unpopular war, the Democrats picked up about 30 House seats and five to six Senate seats in a sixth-year election, with lots of seats still too close to call. Only for half-brights with absolutely no concept of yesterday is this a "tsunami" -- as MSNBC calls it -- rather than the death throes of a dying party." Media Matters

"Given the way Ann Coulter has been thrashed by many editorial cartoonists, one would not expect the conservative columnist to be linking to drawings on her site. But AnnCoulter.com is now offering such a link."
editorandpublisher.com


Media Matters: Coulter dismissed Democratic electoral gains as "pathetic"
rawstory.com: Paper: No 'I voted' stickers for Coulter, Foley
editorandpublisher.com: Will Ann Coulter Ever Join the Dixie Chicks?
ABC.com: Author Coulter investigated for voter fraud
NBC.com: Pundit Coulter Probed In Illegal Voting Case

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