Merry Christmas Eve!

 

No time for blogging today! Ms. Greagarious and I are busy wishing all of the blogosphere a Merry Christmas Eve! Yes, that means you! Merry Christmas, as well! In the meantime, you can watch these swell videos. I've got the feature length Frank Capra film "It's a Wonderful Life," the Star Wars Holiday Special Part 1 and Part 2, and Kelly Clarkson singing "O Holy Night". I am also going to repeat this amazing video from day 2 which has David Bowie and Bing Crosby singing "Little Drummer Boy" for Distributorcap, because it is such a great video.

 

The 12 Days of Christmas: Day 11

 

No time for blogging today! I am busy helping Germaine Gregarious clean up after her potluck last night. (I wonder if there is any more of BAC's jello left? There's always room for jello!) In the meantime, you can watch these swell videos. I've got John Denver and The Muppets singing "The Twelve Days of Christmas", Frank Sinatra singing "Merry Little Christmas", The Carpenters singing "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire", U2 singing "It's Christmas Baby" and Christina Aguilera and Brian McKnight singing "Merry Little Christmas".

 

The 12 Days of Christmas: Day 10

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious said that she wants to give me a toothache! (Mmm... Peppermint! I'll take two please! I hope that this does not spoil my dinner...) In the meantime, you can watch these swell videos. I've got Bing Crosby singing "White Christmas", Karen Carpenter singing "Merry Christmas, Darling", Billy Idol singing "Jingle Bell Rock", The Trans Siberian Orchestra playing "Christmas Canon", and last but not least, John Lennon singing "So This is Christmas".

 

The 12 Days of Christmas: Day 9

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are busy fighting off the ravages of the Christmas Gunkies! In the meantime you can watch these swell videos to help you find - as Tom lehrer would say - the true spirit of Christmas, that is the commercial spirit. Get your corporate groove on while watching A Fruity Pebbles Christmas, McDonald McChristmas, Honey Nut Cheerios Christmas, Hershey's Kisses Christmas, DirectTV for the Holidays, and of course what would the true meaning of Christmas be without nearly naked anorexic supermodels as impossible-to attain-role models for young girls, Victoria's Secret: "Dazzle Me". The Christmas spirit in the air and everwhere, it's even in their underwear! (And it takes all major credit cards, of course.) Also, for a musical interlude I have Dogs Barking "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer".

 

The 12 Days of Christmas: Day 8

 

No time for blogging today! I am busy helping Germaine Gregarious get ready for the big Holiday Potluck at the Rumpus Room on Saturday the 22nd - Everyone is invited! She wants everybody to RSVP a link to an image or recipe of what they would like to bring in the comments. also, don't forget that on Christmas Eve Dr. Smith will hosting the Presidential Candidate Disco Showdown at Big Lucy's All Nite BBQ Grill and Bait Shop. Jeepers - I hardly have time for egg nog! In the meantime you can get in the holdiay spirit by watching these swell videos. I've got the Doris Day Christmas Special, The Beverly Hillbillies Christmas Special, and the Sabrina the Teenage Witch Christmas Special! ...But what ever you do, don't watch the ALF Christmas Special. He eats cats! And for a musical interlude I have Alvin & The Chipmunks singing "The Christmas Song", and the Jackson 5 singing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".

 

The 12 Days of Christmas: Day 7

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are busy watching the skies for an invasion of illegal aliens! No, we haven't been listening to Lou Dobbs. I'm talking about those illegal aliens that are coming from Mars to steal Santa Clause! In the meantime, you can watch this swell video that explains everything, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". Jeepers, Bill O'Reilly isn't the only one that hates Christmas - apparently Martians hate Christmas too! I've also got "Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean" and the Ozzie & Harriet Christmas Episode. For a musical interlude I have Paul McCartney singing "Wonderful Christmas Time" and Judy Garland singing "Silent Night".

 

The 12 Days of Christmas: Day 6

 

No time for blogging today! Ms. Gregarious and I are busy discussing advanced political theory with some neocon zombies that from the Project for a New American Century. I do hope that we finish up soon because I am running out of extra large plastic bags, and I am almost out of trunk space! In the meantime you can watch these swell Christmas videos. I've got South Park: Merry F@%#%ing Christmas, Mad TV: Raging Rudolph, "If Santa Claus Were Like Fox TV's '24'", Lobo's paramilitary Christmas Special, A Christmas Gory (Spoof Trailer), Ali G's Christmas Message, and for a special musical treat, I have Morticia Addams singing "Deck the Halls".

 

The 12 Days of Christmas: Day 5

 

No time for blogging today! Ms. Gregarious and I are busy talking to Santa. I am going to ask for universal healthcare, world peace, and a new bike! In the meantime you can watch this swell Davey & Goliath video. Davey has lost his Christmas spirit! He can see Christmas, and smell it, and taste it, and hear it - but he still does not feel Christmas...It's so sad... Hey, wait! What if Davey and the gang put on a Christmas play? Davey can be one of the three wise men, and his dog Goliath can be his camel! Oh boy, it's gonna be Christ-O-Licious! Davey & Goliath in "Christmas Lost & Found". I've also got Elmo & Patsy singing, "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" and a great Coca-Cola Christmas commercial, "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing".

 

The 12 Days of Christmas: Day 4

 

No time for blogging today! We seem to have had a little mix up with our recent order from the butcher. I said that I wanted the delivery to be fresh, but I did mean that I wanted it that fresh! Ms. Gregarius wants to keep him as a pet, and I agree - but I am not sure that the billiard room is the best place to put him... In the meantime, you can watch these swell videos! I've got How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Rankin/Bass), A Charlie Brown Christmas, Frosty The Snowman clip (Rankin/Bass), The Flinstones Christmas Special, The Smurfs Christmas Special, and A Garfield Christmas. Ack! He's eating the begonias!

 

The 12 Days of Christmas: Day 3

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are busy breaking out our winter gear. (Hey! I wanted to wear the cape!) In the meantime, you can watch these swell vintage cartoons! I've got Mickey's Christmas Carol, Donald Duck's Christmas, Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas, Little Audrey: Santa's Surprise, Ginger Nutt's Christmas Circus, Little Lulu: Bargain Counter Attack!, Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, and Tom & Jerry: "The Night Before Christmas".

 

The 12 Days of Christmas: Day 2

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are busy learning French from the L'abominable homme des neiges. (As insurgents, we may be sans-culottes, but we are all about the slip heureux, baby!) In the meantime, you can watch these swell full length Christmas television specials from Bob Newhart, Doctor Who, The Office, 'Friends' Christmas Special's from season 6 and season 9, 'Frasier' Christmas Special's from Season 7 and season 8. I also have the Scrubs Christmas Episode, as well as "A Charlie Brown Christmas"` Performed by the Scrubs Cast. For a musical interlude, I have this amazing video of David Bowie & Bing Crosby singing "Little Drummer Boy". Take that, Bill O'Reilly!

 

The 12 Days of Christmas: Day 1

 

No time for blogging today! I am busy Christmas shopping with my running mate, Germaine Gregarious! (Ack! That happens every year!) In the meantime, you can watch these swell superhero Christmas videos! I've got "A Space Ghost Christmas", "The He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special", "The Justice League Christmas Special", Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in "The Christmas Aliens", and Cartoon Rambo in "When S.A.V.A.G.E. Stole Santa". For a musical interlude I have one of my favorite Christmas videos, Mariah Carey singing, "All I Want for Christmas is You".

This series of Zaius posts was inspired by a great series of posts from last year by Becca of No Smoking in the Skull Cave called "The 12 Girls of Christmas". She posted Christmas pictures of Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh, Elvira, Megan Mullaly, Anne Hathaway, Elizabeth Montgomery, Elvgren Pin-up girl, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Dr. Girlfriend, Nell McAndrew, and Dita Von Teese!