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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Remember "a few bad apples?" More like one bad apple.

The CIA has admitted that President Bush personally authorized the torture of so called terror suspects.

Surprise! The CIA has admitted that President Bush personally authorized the torture of so called terror suspects.

C.I.A. Tells of Bush’s Directive on the Handling of Detainees
WASHINGTON, Nov. 14 — The Central Intelligence Agency has acknowledged for the first time the existence of two classified documents, including a directive signed by President Bush, that have guided the agency’s interrogation and detention of terror suspects.

The C.I.A. referred to the documents in a letter sent Friday from the agency’s associate general counsel, John L. McPherson, to lawyers for the American Civil Liberties Union.

The contents of the documents were not revealed, but one of them is "a directive signed by President Bush granting the C.I.A. the authority to set up detention facilities outside the United States and outlining interrogation methods that may be used against detainees," the A.C.L.U. said, based on its review of published accounts.

The second document, according to the group, is a Justice Department legal analysis "specifying interrogation methods that the C.I.A. may use against top Al Qaeda members." New York Times via TPM

The origin of "Test Tube Jesus"

James Cameron: 'This is a slam dunk!'

The Discovery Channel, in association with Cyrus Nowrasteh Productions have announced an upcoming documentary directed by James Cameron, the man behind the box-office hit "Titanic." The documentary will unveil the discovery of the lost tomb of Jesus.

The 2,000-year-old limestone coffins, or ossuaries, at the burial site, which was uncovered 27 years ago by Israeli construction workers, are those of Jesus, a son named Judah, and Mary Magdalene.

Homeland Security's DNA analysis of remains found at the burial site confirm that the DNA is indeed that of Jesus.

"The sample that we were presented was indeed DNA," said Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff. "So it absolutely must be true."

"The tomb is in the right country, there is writing on the tomb, and there are bodies in the tomb." Said James Cameron. "This is a slam dunk!"

The first of the ossuaries' inscriptions, written in Aramaic, reads, "Yeshua bar Yosef," or "Jesus son of Joseph." The second, in Hebrew, reads, "Maria." The third, in Hebrew, reads, "Matia," or "Matthew."

Cryptically, the fourth inscription, in Hebrew, reads, "Party On, Garth," possibly a reference to an early Public Access TV show, "...or some kids might have gotten a hold of a time machine from the future, or something." Said Cameron.

The Documentary, which will air next month, has one more surprise in store for us. The climax of the story is that 27 years ago, when the tomb was first found, DNA samples were brought to billionaire John Hammond (founder and CEO of International Genetic Technologies), who has cloned Jesus and his family members at Jurassic Park, an amusement facility that features live dinosaurs that will soon be open to the public.

The cloned Jesus, nicknamed "Test Tube Jesus," has been living at the facility for the last 27 years.

"He feels right at home here," said bible scholar and paleobotanist graduate student Ellie Sattler. "When Jesus was growing up, there were dinosaurs all around."

"That's right, it says so in the scriptures," said her colleague paleontologist and GOP stratagist Alan Grant.

For now the cloned Jesus is being kept under wraps until the airing of the documentary. Test Tube Jesus will narrate the documentary, and will later be interviewed on Larry King Live directly after the documentary ends. He is also slated to speak at the GOP convention to be held in Twin Cities, Minnesota in 2008.

Test Tube Jesus

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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Analysis of a media Smear

Analysis of a media Smear

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YouTubing the Spider-Man TV series

YouTubing the Spider-Man TV series
"Boy, are my spider senses ever tingling!" The animation in the 1967 Spider-Man TV series was kind of awful, especially in the last two seasons when it was done by Ralph Bakshi. (Bakshi is the original roto-scope, roto-rooter animation director.) But the animation wasn't really that much worse than the majority of other bad animation done at the time.

And to me as a kid, Spider-Man was great show! Despite seeing the same animation recyled every few minutes ("Spider-Man climbs wall," "Spider-Man swings on web," etc.) The voices were great, and the incidental music was fantastic! The creepy bass and brassy trumpet solos set up the scenes better than the animation did. This isn't the first television program where the music was better than the show.


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YouTubing the Bugaloos

Caroline Ellis

Caroline EllisIn another installment of the "hot actresses in ridiculous outfits from television shows" department, I submit the name of the girl with smile that could melt the hearts of a thousand neo-conservative lobbyists, Caroline Ellis.

I found a link on Bubblegum Fink* to something called The Bugaloos. What I found was an incredibly devoted stalker fansite to a children's show from the early 70's that I had never heard of.

Yes, I know, I know. The show is gayer than Little Richard's underpants. (Insert mandatory Richard Gere gerbil joke here.) but what caught my eye was that it was made by Sid and Marty Krofft, with all of those great fantasy sets and outragous costumes. Also, one Bugaloo in particular caught my eye.

I was hooked once I saw Caroline Ellis shake her gossomer wings in this video. She is extra flower-power granola trippy in the "It's New To You" video, and she sounds as sweet as the Seekers when she is singing "Castles In The Air." She is almost as fetching in the role of damsel in distess as Batgirl! You can find more pictures of Caroline Ellis here and here.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Problem solved!

Kelly the Little Black Dog: 'China's Glorious new Environmental Program'
This is via Kelly the Little Black Dog. It seems that as a solution to the destruction of a section of forest by the mining a former quarry, local government officials in China have decided to merely spray the mountainside with bright green paint. GOP take note, there exists an environmental program almost as ridiculous as your own. ananova.com

From an idea by Becca
In related news, in an interview at the Sherwin-Williams paint factory Vice-President Dick Cheney said today that a consensus is lacking on whether global warming is caused by human activity. The Vice-president's reason for being at the factory is unclear at this time. Think Progress

From an idea by Becca

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Looks like Britney Spears is not the only one getting fleeced

Maybe We Deserve to Be Ripped Off By Bush's Billionaires

On the same day that Britney was shaving her head, a guy I know who works in the office of Senator Bernie Sanders sent me an email. He was trying very hard to get news organizations interested in some research his office had done about George Bush's proposed 2008 budget, which was unveiled two weeks ago and received relatively little press, mainly because of the controversy over the Iraq war resolution. All the same, the Bush budget is an amazing document. It would be hard to imagine a document that more clearly articulates the priorities of our current political elite.

Not only does it make many of Bush's tax cuts permanent, but it envisions a complete repeal of the Estate Tax, which mainly affects only those who are in the top two-tenths of the top one percent of the richest people in this country. The proposed savings from the cuts over the next decade are about $442 billion, or just slightly less than the amount of the annual defense budget (minus Iraq war expenses). But what's interesting about these cuts are how Bush plans to pay for them.

Sanders's office came up with some interesting numbers here. If the Estate Tax were to be repealed completely, the estimated savings to just one family -- the Walton family, the heirs to the Wal-Mart fortune -- would be about $32.7 billion dollars over the next ten years.

The proposed reductions to Medicaid over the same time frame? $28 billion.

Or how about this: if the Estate Tax goes, the heirs to the Mars candy corporation -- some of the world's evilest scumbags, incidentally, routinely ripped by human rights organizations for trafficking in child labor to work cocoa farms in places like Cote D'Ivoire -- if the estate tax goes, those assholes will receive about $11.7 billion in tax breaks. That's more than three times the amount Bush wants to cut from the VA budget ($3.4 billion) over the same time period.

Some other notable estimate estate tax breaks, versus corresponding cuts:

♥ Cox family (Cox cable TV) receives $9.7 billion tax break while education would get $1.5 billion in cuts

♥ Nordstrom family (Nordstrom dept. stores) receives $826.5 million tax break while Community Service Block Grants would be eliminated, a $630 million cut

♥ Ernest Gallo family (shitty wines) receives a $468.4 million cut while LIHEAP (heating oil to poor) would get a $420 million cut

And so on and so on. Sanders additionally pointed out that the family of former Exxon/Mobil CEO Lee Raymond, who received a $400 million retirement package, would receive about $164 million in tax breaks.

Compare that to the Commodity Supplemental Food Program, which Bush proposes be completely eliminated, at a savings of $108 million over ten years. The program sent one bag of groceries per month to 480,000 seniors, mothers and newborn children. AlterNet

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YouTubing the Banana Splits

The Banana Splits!

Can you name the four members of the Banana Splits? Think of the song, "...Flippin' like a pancake, poppin' like a cork, Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper an' Snork," But can you name which Banana Split was which animal? Aha! You're are supposed to know this stuff, people.

Fleegle is a beagle, Drooper is a lion, Bingo is a gorilla, and Snorky is an elephant. It is interesting to note that 3 of the 4 Banana Splits are endangered animals. (Save Drooper, Bingo, and Snorky from extinction!)

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting The Banana Splits were yet another Saturday morning cartoon show that tried to cash in on the bubblegum pop rock and roll music scene. The group seemed very like the Monkees or the Beatles. Drooper was sort of like John Lennon or Michael Nesmith. Bingo was sort of like Mickey Dolenz of the Monkees, who was sort of like Ringo Starr. Fleagle was sort of like Peter Tork (well, not really), and Snorky was not really like anybody, except perhaps Harpo Marx. (Snorky did not talk, he just made horn noises.)

A Sour Grapes Messenger GirlThe arch-enemies of the Banana Splits were the Sour Grapes Bunch, a group of five young girls that were the terrorist Al Queda to the Banana Splits' Freedom Fighters. The Banana Splits were often visited by a representative of the group, a Sour Grapes Messenger Girl. A Sour Grapes girl typically delivered a message, then danced about, then stuck her tongue out at the Banana Splits. I have no idea what that part of the show was about. I never did understand it. They seem to still have a fan base. This clip Features the Sour Grapes Bunch, but the audio is from Sheri & the Splits.

A talking ape, apparently (and rather gruesomely) stuffed and mounted on the wallThe show also had a talking ape, apparently (and rather gruesomely) stuffed and mounted on the wall, and a Cuckoo Clock that spoke as well. This appears to have been an homage to the Addam's Family, who had a mounted swordfish with a man's foot sticking out its mouth, a stuffed two headed turtle, and a polar bear skin rug in the entryway that roared when visitors step on it.

Banana Splits Show ran a bunch of different forgettable cartoons, including The Three Musketeers, The Arabian Knights, Micro Adventures, etc. They also ran the unforgettable Danger Island, with the proffessor's plucky daughter, Leslie Hayden, and her white pants that never got dirty even though they were stranded on a desert island!

The Banana Splits costumes were designed by Sid and Marty Krofft, who later hit it big with the likes of "H. R. Pufnstuf" and "The Bugaloos."

exploding terrorist cupcakeThis is probably the best clip I found, it portrays Bingo's Birthday. There is dancing, wacky hijinks, and an exploding terrorist cupcake. Then Bingo receives a Magic Machine from the gang. All of the Banana Splits enter the machine..."The last one in is a Sour Grape Girl!" (They all fit? Of course! It's magic!), and they are transported to an alternate universe that looks suspiciously like a soundstage filled with theatrical smoke.

The show's biggest controversy: Did Bob Marley steal the melody for his hit "buffalo Soldier" from the Banana Splits theme song? I think that this video explains it all.

The Banana Splits Videos
Banana Splits intro [ 2, 3, 4 ]
Banana Splits original intro - Restored
Gonna Find A Cave
You're The Loving End
One Track Mind
A Banana Splits Clip
Doin' The Banana Splits - Sheri & the Splits
Banana Marley

Tra-la-la song lyrics

Related Links
Wikipedia: Banana Splits
wingnuttoons.com: The Banana Splits
thechestnut.com: Little Gems - The Banana Splits
bcdb.com: The Banana Splits Adventure Hour Episode Guide
wingnuttoons.com: "Confessions of a Sour Grapes Messenger Girl"

Vaguely Related Links
The Dickies play the The Banana Splits Theme.
Liz Phair performs The Tra La La Song, featuring Sailor Moon!
At Home With Rex Rabbit, featuring the The Tra La La Song.
A cheesy Banana Splits knock off, "the Skatebirds."
Entropia Universe to the Banana Splits tune, Gonna Find A Cave.
A clip of the Banana Splits theme song, featuring a dancing banana.
More than a little bit annoying, the Jumper Monsters Do Banana Splits.

Links that are not even vauguely related, but worth watching
Birthday Suit, which is an "early bubblegum pop music video/cartoon featuring the Chatanooga Cats that was played on the early Banana Splits during the late '60s. It's oh so wrong on so many levels..."

European teen popstar Lio sings her hit banana split, A brief video of girls dancing to Lio's banana split, and in a different version of the song, Lio sings Banana Split wearing a series of different outfits, including a nun costume and long split latex dress. You want more? Sandra Lou is retro-hot-pink delicous! Sandra Lou sings Banana Split. "Ooo-la-la!"

From The Muppet Show, the Swedish Chef demonstrates how to make a Banana Split, Keroro Gunso is unable to resist banana peels in Keroro Gunso doing a banana split, and from Not Another Teen Movie, the famous banana split scene.

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The girl in the white pants

Danger Island was really all about the plucky daughter, Leslie Hayden, and her white pants that never got dirty even though they were stranded on a desert island!

One of the regular segments of the TV show The Banana Splits was Danger Island. And the main reason to watch Danger Island was to see Leslie Hayden, the plucky daughter of Professor Hayden.

The show was ostensibly about Professor Hayden and his crew getting stranded on a desert island after getting shipwrecked by pirates. There is some foolishness about the lost city of Tobanya and the Professor's missing brother, but we all know what the show was really about - the plucky daughter, Leslie Hayden, and her white pants that never got dirty even though they were stranded on a desert island! It was all about the white pants, and of course Leslie's bare midriff. (She used to wear her button down shirt tied in a knot at her sternum.)

In every episode, amid the ever present cry of "Uh-Oh, Chongo!", Leslie would be captured by evil pirates or nasty native headhunters. She would then be tied up, and the camera would zoom in on her struggling against her bonds in a fashion that was most intriguing. If she wasn't tied up, she would be hitting the villains over the head with coconuts to a chorus of cheesy sound effects. ("Take that, you evil native headhunter! Pax Americana!")

This video clip has it all. The white pants, sunken treasure, evil pirates, the damsel in distress, and even the Professor's daughter in a black bikini! (Check out that swinging music!)

The girl in the white pants was played by Ronne Troup, who is the daughter of the late musician and actor Bobby Troup. Before the white pants and Danger Island, Troup played one of the school girls in the Hayley Mills film, The Trouble With Angels. She appeared as a guest star in several different TV shows, such as The Partridge Family, My Three Sons, Adam 12, and she also appeared with her father on my sister's favorite TV show, Emergency!.

She was cast, and then later rejected as the The Flying Nun. Damn you, Sally Fields! The girl in the white pants is far pluckier than you!

Unfortunately, there are almost no pictures of Ronne Troup on the internet. How is this possible? How could the fickle public forgot the girl in the white pants?


Why are there no good pictures of the girl in the white pants on the internet?

Google Video: Danger Island (First 9 minutes)
wingnuttoons.com: Danger Island's intro
youtube.com: Danger Island
tv.com: Ronne Troup Biography
tv.com: Danger Island Episode Guide
epguides.com: Danger Island a Titles & Air Dates Guide
movieimage.nate.com: Ronne Troup is crying!
kentmccord.com: Adam 12 Guest Stars
thecomedystudio.com: Danger Island picture
retrosuperheroes.com: "Uh Oh, Chongo"

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Batwoman vs. Batgirl

Batwoman vs. Batgirl

After the recent press that Batwoman has been getting, I have decided to attempt to answer the burning question on eveybody's lips - Who is hotter, Batwoman or Batgirl?


Batwoman vs. Batgirl, you decide!

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Monday, February 19, 2007

Bush: "I'm just like George Washington (except the part about being honest and stuff)"

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MOUNT VERNON, Va. - President Bush honored the 275th birthday of the nation's first president on Monday, likening George Washington's long struggle that gave birth to a nation to the war on global terrorism.

"Today, Iraq is fighting a war to defend their liberty and way of life from America." said Bush, standing in front of Washington's home. "And as we work to advance the cause of freedom around the world, we remember that the father of our country believed that the freedoms we secured in our revolution were not meant for Americans alone." Seattle Post-Intelligencer

(No, that is not really what he said.)

Irony of the Week - Accused Terrorist Is Big GOP Donor

GOP Terrorist Alert

Justin Rood Reports:

The National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) won't say what it plans to do with thousands of dollars in campaign donations it received from an accused terror financier.

Abdul Tawala Ibn Ali Alishtari gave $15,250 to the NRCC since 2002, according to FEC records published on the Web site opensecrets.org.

On Friday, Alishtari pled not guilty to funding terrorism and other crimes, including financial fraud.

The NRCC is the main political group dedicated to helping the Republican party win seats in the U.S. House of Representatives. Reached Monday morning for comment, an NRCC spokeswoman declined to discuss the matter on the record.

The indictment against Alishtari unsealed in Manhattan federal court Friday charges him with providing material support to terrorists by transferring $152,000 between banks to allegedly be used to purchase night-vision goggles and other equipment needed for a terrorist training camp. ABC News [ 2 ]

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Sunday, February 18, 2007

The Lawgiver Cometh

And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden, and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.

As per Cap'n Dyke, The Lawgiver has been sighted at the Liverpool Academy of Art. Sparks were flying from his eyes and he was brandishing a whip, ready to drive out the humans from the earth. it is clear that simian prophecy as outlined in the Sacred Scrolls has been fullfilled. It is the coming of the great Lawgiver.

"And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden,
and chained him to a tree, and the children did make sport of him."
Sacred Scrolls            

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Republican senate blocks anti-escalation resolution


Harry Reid:Senate rejects debate on anti-escalation resolution. AP reports: "The Senate gridlocked on the Iraq war in a sharply worded showdown on Saturday as Republicans foiled a Democratic attempt to rebuke President Bush over his deployment of 21,500 additional combat troops. The vote was 56-34." That was four short of the 60 needed to advance the measure, which is identical to a nonbinding resolution that passed the House on Friday. Think Progress

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Friday, February 16, 2007

Speaker Pelosi to President Bush: "No escalation for you, Sunshine."

'The stakes in Iraq are too high to recycle proposals that have little prospect for success,' said Speaker Nancy Pelosi. 'The passage of this legislation will signal a change in direction in Iraq that will end the fighting and bring our troops home.'

A non-binding resolution opposing a troop buildup in Iraq won in a the House of Representatives today at a vote of 246 to 182, the first time since the war began that Congress has gone on record against President Bush's policy.

"The stakes in Iraq are too high to recycle proposals that have little prospect for success," said Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "The passage of this legislation will signal a change in direction in Iraq that will end the fighting and bring our troops home."

Seventeen Republicans voted for the resolution, and two Democrats voted against it - Reps. Gene Taylor of Mississippi and Jim Marshall of Georgia.

Disapproving of the decision of the President announced on January 10, 2007, to deploy more than 20,000 additional United States combat troops to Iraq.

Resolved by the House of Representatives (the Senate concurring), That--

(1) Congress and the American people will continue to support and protect the members of the United States Armed Forces who are serving or who have served bravely and honorably in Iraq; and

(2) Congress disapproves of the decision of President George W. Bush announced on January 10, 2007, to deploy more than 20,000 additional United States combat troops to Iraq.


Sophism vs. Nihilism

Sophism vs. Nihilism

(Modern usage of the word Sophism) "The essential claim of sophistry is that the actual logical validity of an argument is irrelevant (if not non-existent); it is only the ruling of the audience which ultimately determines whether a conclusion is considered "true" or not. By appealing to the prejudices and emotions of the judges, one can garner favorable treatment for one's side of the argument and cause a factually false position to be ruled true." Wikipedia

"Nihilism is a philosophical position which argues that the world, especially past and current human existence, is without objective meaning, purpose, comprehensible truth, or essential value. Nihilists generally assert some or all of the following: there is no reasonable proof of the existence of a higher ruler or creator, a "true morality" is unknown, and secular ethics are impossible; therefore, life has no truth, and no action is known to be preferable to any other." Wikipedia

So you can see that any argument made by either a Sophist or a Nihilist would be very similar. Regardless of the facts in a given argument, a Sophist (modern usage of the word) would argue that the facts are irrelevant, a Nihilist would argue that the facts are not knowable. Both disciplines have little regard for "truth."

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

YouTubing the Archies

YouTubing the Archies

Say what you will about the Archies, they had the best bubble gum pop hit ever, "Sugar Sugar." And as far as the whole Betty vs. Veronica debate, I vote Betty. Veronica may be sweet, but Betty is the girl for me!

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I’m Spartacus.

Dr. Zaius = SpartacusI’m Spartacus.
In reaction to an announcement from Shakespeare's Sister that she is bowing out of the Edward's campaign, Driftglass has started an "I'm Spartacus" dance craze that is sweeping the nation. Still don't get it? YouTube to the rescue. Long live Concertive control!
Shakespeare's Sister
Who is keeping a list and checking it twice? Shakespeare's Sister and the Heretik, of course.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The proper V-Day sentiment: Be thoughtful, friendly, kind, and how much did it cost?

Have a happy, unimaginative, manipulative and shallow Valentines Day!

Really Stupid Joke Warning:

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I’m sweet on you!"

Q: Why do valentines have hearts on them?
A: Because spleens would look pretty gross!

Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: "Valentine, you mean a great dill to me!"

Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog with a Valentine's Day card?
A: A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"

Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?
A: "I love you a whole watt!"

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There is only one real reason to truly love Valentine's day...


Did you ever notice that Valentine's Day and venereal disease have the same initials? Well, another V word has entered the holiday's vocabulary. Viaga! Viagra is now sold over the counter in the UK, starting this Valentine's Day! And they say that romance is dead. It's not dead, it just needs a little help from the big drug companies. (With Viagra in our Valentine's chocolate, can Viagra laced mistletoe be far off?)

Over at Spin of the Day they discuss how the flower industry is creating the same sort of fake video news release that the president has been using, which begs the question - won't it be a lot more economical when corporations and the government are merged? Then the news industry can get their content from one source.

Artist and animator Laura A. Dalesandro makes a plea for over-consumption with her delightful image of two french elephants, titled "Don't forget to eat tons of chocolate!" I think that this may be a new symbol for the compassionate conservative that has everything, and still wants more.

According to lifehacker.com, you should buy "Green" gifts for Valentine's Day, and "The solution for responsible consumers is Fair Trade cocoa and chocolate." I can you feel the romance in the air already.

Valentine's Day is not without it's naysayers in the blogovillage, with posts and articles named "Valentine's Day: What is the point?" and "Have a Crappy Valentine's Day." This video, "I Hate You Deeply," is actually is very comprehensive.

My favorite title of a post amongst those that disliked V-Day, though, was "Valentines Day And Its Relation to Optimus Prime" by Xxoozero. A passage in the beginning describes Valentine's Day in grade school, "You know how you used to buy an entire pack of Transformers Valentine's cards and there would be only one Optimus Prime? You give that one to someone special. You expect something special in return." Unfortunately the title was about the only thing I liked about the post, the rest of the story was kind of pointless and crude.

Caution! ehow.com is going to destroy any relationship a guy has that is brain-dead enough to follow their instructions, "How to celebrate Valentine's Day without spending any money." Don't do it! Your wife is gonna go Quail-Hunting-Cheney on you faster than you can say "I didn’t mean to be so insensitive and I’m checking into therapy right now."

the Omnipotent Poobah has a great list o' links called "Valentine Randomness," that you will just have to check out yourself. Might I suggest the "Damn You Cupid!" with a side of restraining order generator for starters. And for dessert, despair.com is offering candy in two flavors this year, "Dejected" and "Dysfunctional."

Angelina Jolie Watch tells it's readers that "You too can spend Valentines Day with Brad Pitt!" Apparently Nick at Night is running a Growing Pains marathon on Valentine's Day. (Brad Pitt was on a TV show?) "There’s no need to be jealous of Angelina Jolie for spending time with Brad on Valentine's Day!" The message expressed is that because your fantasy love life with Angelina Jolie is unrequited, you should spend Valentine's Day with Brad Pitt to get even with her. Or to make her jealous. Or something like that. I just think that life is getting just a little too complicated when our worship and adulation of celebrities gets that convoluted, especially if the whole complex fantasy scenario is being directed by someone else. Just a thought...

Perhaps the most frightening thing I have seen this season is the "Valentines Day widget" by Widgets Lab. A flash animation heart has three little swirly star things, and your intended gets to click on one of them to get her prize. "You get to add three wishes with links to whatever you wish for," the ad copy states. You get to choose from three insipid styles, "Heart, Heart with Roses or Chocolate Heart." (Maybe this whole internet thing wasn't such a good idea. Curse you, Al Gore!)

There is only one real reason to truly love Valentine's day, and that is because for the whole day you get to do imitations of Pepé Le Pew! Bone up on your bastardized French with these classic cartoons: [ 1, 2, 3 ] (I am zee YouTuber of love, no?)

Pepé Le Pew

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Alice Frankenstein (and friend) in Wonderland

Alice Frankenstein and friend

Here is my homage to Valentine's Day. I wrote the synopsis for a love story. I always thought that somebody should combine the two stories Alice in Wonderland and Frankenstein.

Picture a lazy summer afternoon, and Alice Frankenstein (instead of Alice Liddell) creates a creature from human parts gathered from various sources.

With the aid of the white rabbit, the creature escapes to the alternate dimension of Wonderland. Realizing her error and deciding to find the creature and capture it, Alice chases the monster all through Wonderland.

The monster is unfairly accused of drowning the dormouse in teapot by the people of Wonderland. The monster is on the run from Alice Frankenstein throughout most of the story, aided by characters from Wonderland along the way.

The monster is not vindicated until the end of the second book, "Through the Looking Glass, Darkly," when the dormouse is brought back from the dead by Alice Frankenstein. The dormouse fingers the Mad Hatter as the murderer, and the Monster and Alice Frankenstein marry, and rule wonderland as King and Queen. The two live happily ever after performing experiments of questionable scientific value on their loyal subjects.

Or something like that.



I originally posted this as part of a message at No Smoking in the Skull Cave, and I liked it so much I decided to post it here as well.

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Gingrich's little friends still smarting about having to work 5 days a week

US News & World Report: 'One of the lesser-known aspects of the
Finally the MSM is starting to surface for air on the story about Nancy Pelosi's Plane. US News & World Report ran a couple of stories that shed some light on the issue. First this story, that I found on forums.military.com because forum member Berlin93 was linking to a Zaius Nation Graphic. (I can't compliment Berlin93 enough for his good taste in regards to both the artwork and the article.)

One of the lesser-known aspects of the "Air Pelosi" controversy is the degree to which the fuss is payback for the House speaker's decision to hold legislators to a five-day workweek instead of the three- or four-day schedule adopted by the Republicans in the past.

Nancy Pelosi has been struggling to explain her need for a big Air Force jet to fly nonstop to her home district in San Francisco. She says she is only following the policy of her predecessor, Republican Dennis Hastert of Illinois, who flew home regularly on government aircraft for security reasons. Pelosi says she needs a bigger government jet than Hastert did because she has a lot farther to go, and, besides, the security requirement was imposed by the House sergeant at arms. Otherwise, she says, she'd fly commercial.

But Pelosi has been attacked by GOP legislators for extravagance and hypocrisy, since she has criticized Republicans for taking too many perks when they controlled Capitol Hill.

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow has sided with Pelosi. But GOP insiders say the issue has a lot to do with Pelosi's work-week requirements, which many legislators consider a PR stunt that imposes a real burden on them getting home to be with their families and constituents.

That said, the aircraft fuss has become "an irresistible target" for the GOP legislators, says a Republican insider. US News & World Report

So it would seem that this is all about the complaints made by Rep. Jack Kingston, (R-Ga) and the rest of the Neo-Do-Nothing-Congress. And who was their spiritual guide on the these matters?

A potential 2008 presidential candidate, Gingrich has been meeting with Republicans at closed-door House gop retreats and suggesting ways to squash the Dems.

Initially, the former speaker urged a less in-your-face approach, advising Republicans to put it in idle and wait for the Democrats to "implode on their own," one gop lawmaker tells us. "Newt advised not to get out in front of them too fast, let them make some mistakes," says the lawmaker. Well, it hasn't happened fast enough, and now Gingrich is sounding the attack charge. At a second retreat of conservatives this month, he challenged them to bark loudly and often at Democrats and use parliamentary moves to thwart the opponents. His first order to conservative rabble-rousers: Take over the gop message. Next, he suggested tactics and rules to delay legislation and tricks to trap Democrats. Finally, drop a bomb the media will love. The gop did, slapping Speaker Nancy Pelosi's demand for an "Air Force Three" to fly her home to San Francisco. Says a leadership aide, "He brings up things that we didn't even know about." US News & World Report

This tactic seems to have been successful in the short run, creating the desired negative image for Pelosi, but the news is beginning to catch up with them just as it did during the recent Obama smear. And the antics on the house floor are hilarious! My previous post about the video of Rep. Bart Gordon and Rep. Barney Frank giving Rep. Patrick McHenry a metaphorical wedgie has been topped by this little number by Anthony Weiner (D-NY). Thank you, Rep. Bart Gordon, Rep. Barney Frank, Rep. Anthony Weiner and US News & World Report.

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Saturday, February 10, 2007

Bart Gordon and Barney Frank give Patrick McHenry a wedgie

...As I heard Barney Franks say here one time, I can read it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

Unlike most Republicans, Patrick McHenry (R-NC) believies in global warming. Strangely enough, he believes that global warming is caused by Speaker Pelosi's invisible plane!

"The question is, if we want to combat global warming, why should, as an institution, we allow one person to use a 737 for a $300,000 trans-continental flight, and that is the question I pose to the science commitee chair."

Responding to McHenry on this point was Science & Technology Commitee chairman Bart Gordon (D-TN). Gordon offered to read the official White House statment regarding the Pelosi Plane, but cautioned McHenry with a quote from Barney Frank (D-MA), "Thank you for that commentary, and I think the White House has already given you the answer. If you would like me to read to you again...As I heard Barney Franks say here one time, I can read it to you, but I can't understand it for you. But I'll be happy to read it to you again."

(Reading from Tony Snow statement:) "This is a silly story, and I think it's been unfair to the speaker. what happened in the wake of Sept. the 11th is that the department of defense, in order to protect the speaker, began offering aircraft to the speaker of the house of representatives. Did it with Representative Hastert, doing so with Speaker Pelosi. We think that it is important that the speaker of the house enjoy the same kind of security that we arranged for speaker Hastert in the wake of September the 11th. and like I said, there has been a lot of over-hype in reporting this story."

Then Barney Frank (D-MA), interjected, "I was walking by and I thought I heard someone yell, 'The plane, boss! The plane'" he said, quoting a character from the old TV show "Fantasy Island." youtube.com

In a seperate quote, Gordon quipped, "It's silly for the party that gave us the biggest deficits in the history of the world to come here and talk about fiscal responsibility."

The Republicans offered an amendment, which the Democratic majority accepted, that would require Pelosi's flights to use alternative fuels if she flew on a 42-passenger C-40B jetliner. The amendment passed 385-23. The joke is on the Republicans, though. Everyone knows that Wonder Woman's invisible plane does not run on ordinary jet fuel. It runs on moonbeams an rainbows!

youtube.com: Patrick McHenry and Barney Frank Slaps Down Patrick McHenry
sfgate.com: Pelosi, Snow slam critics: 'Silly story'
sfgate.com: Pelosi finds unlikely ally in flight fuss Bush spokesman calls GOP's attacks unfair
Wikipedia: Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane

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Bush administration's worst fear in Iraq: "a platoon of lesbians"

'Rep. Gary Ackerman: For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists. They’re very brave with the terrorists, and if the terrorists ever got ahold of this information, they’d get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad.'

Representative Gary Ackerman (D-NY) recently let slip the Achilles' heel of the Bush administration's Iraq policy.

A congressman from New York on Wednesday jokingly suggested the Bush administration may fear a "platoon of lesbians" more than terrorists in Baghdad, given the military’s resistance to letting gays openly serve.

Rep. Gary Ackerman’s criticism of Pentagon policy came as Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice testified before the House Foreign Affairs Committee. Ackerman, a New York City Democrat, complained to Rice that the military had fired Arabic and Farsi translators after learning the translators were gay.

"For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists. They’re very brave with the terrorists, and if the terrorists ever got ahold of this information, they’d get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad," said Ackerman, prompting laughter in the hearing room. Yahoo News

In response to this recent revelation, lesbians across the nation are preparing to storm Iraq and drive the American military back to the United States. Among the first wave to arrive on the Iraqi shores are the members of the crew of the pirate ship the Mound, led by Cap'n Dyke, Pirate Queen. Before the voyage, Inigo, one of the ship's crew members was quoted as saying, "Aye, their worst fears be people of color lesbians in great screaming hordes!!! aargh!! lesbians who be havin’ abortions!!! aargh!!!"

Aye, their worst fears be people of color lesbians in great screaming hordes!!! aargh!! lesbians who be havin’ abortions!!! aargh!!!

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Nancy Pelosi's is bigger...Dennis Hastert's? Not so much.


The Republicans are all in a tizzy because Nancy Pelosi has a bigger "plane" than Dennis Hastert. This is pretty funny, because while they were screwing us for the last few years, they kept telling us that "size doesn't matter!" Whee!

I was just watching Lou Dobbs tonight, and he is still going on about the Republican bilge about Nancy Pelosi and their claim that she has asked the military for some extra special pimped out ride. He was gleefully telling the tale, disregarding the fact that the story was debunked almost a week ago. Will somebody please tell Mr. Dobbs that there is an illegal immigrant in his bran muffin?

Lou Dobbs likes to play-pretend that he is "non-partisan," but have ever noticed that when he rags on Republicans he says "All politicians in this country stink," but when he complains about Democrats he says, "Who do the Democrats think they are? They say they are the party of change, but just look!"

I'm a populist! I am fighting for the middle class and pointing out corporate greed by ignoring the Iraq war and telling lies about Nancy Pelosi. Trust me! I am always non-partisan about Republicans. I am actually a big fat idiot, but at least I'm also xenophobic!

Now, you can understand why the GOP and their paid stooges are grasping at straws. Next to Hastert, We all know that Pelosi has bigger, ahem, landing gear. Complain all you want, reich-wingers! At the urinal cakes of government, Hastert and the rest of the Republicans have come up woefully short.

In the face of adversity the Republican sewer rats have all turned out to be dandified city mice, while Pelosi's approval rating is at 49%, up from 39% two months ago.

This whole story, like the Obama smear, is a smokescreen to cover up what the Republicans are doing (or hiding from) right now. Their plate is quite full these days, laden with such items as delaying the minimum wage hike, stalling the Iraq resolution, the Cheney Libby trial, the 2007 Budget, how Mary Cheney's baby is the only baby in the country that is not political football, etc.

Wait! What is that I hear in the background? That distant thumping, like the beating of a war drum? Can you hear it? What can it be! Why, it is Nancy Pelosi and 52 hearings held on issues related to Iraq war, thats what!

Without prompting, and apparently in response to my previous post, I received a bulk email from Nico Pitney at the Center for American Progress with all of the latest details on the GOPs fascination with Nancy Pelosi's invisible plane. Here is all of the latest news about the Pelosi smear.

You might see fit to mention this point while commenting on Pelosi's aircraft issues. We've been covering the story all week.

Thanks,
Nico

Hastert Used Military Aircraft To Fly Foley Page Scandal Figure To Washington
The media continues to pound a false Washington Times report accusing House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) of wasting government resources by “demanding permanent access to a large military jet for herself, her staff, other Members and supporters.”

In fact, Pelosi’s office has stated repeatedly, from the beginning, that “ it is up to the Air Force to decide what type and size of plane will be required,” and that she “ will not use the plane for political travel.”

Conservatives have tried to bolster their attack by claiming that former Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL) only used his military aircraft for official business. The Washington Times quoted an unnamed “former Hastert aide” saying Hastert “did not use military planes for political trips or regularly transport his family.” But Chicago Sun-Times reporter Lynne Sweet says that isn’t true:

On Sunday, Oct. 1, Hastert’s team was scrambling to contain the escalating fallout from the Foley page scandal. That day, Rep. John Shimkus (R-Ill.), then the chairman of the page board, had gotten an urgent phone call from Stokke. The Hastert team wanted Shimkus to return to Washington immediately from his home in southern Illinois in order to appear at a press conference on Monday with the Speaker, and they did not want to deal with commercial flight schedules.

So at 8 p.m. that day, Shimkus arrived at the military side of the Scott Air Force Base near Belleville to board the Speaker’s jet that had been dispatched for him.

The plane then headed to an airport near Aurora, Ill., to pick up Hastert, who had been weekending at his home in Plano, before flying on to Washington.

That Monday, Hastert and Shimkus headlined a press conference in the Capitol to talk about the Foley resignation.

For those who don’t remember, Shimkus is the former House Page Board chair who learned of Foley’s inappropriate emails and then refused to inform the Democrat on the
board
, Rep. Dale Kildee (D-MI).

Pelosi said today she will fly commercial rather than use the aircraft offered by the Pentagon, which cannot reach her home district in California without stopping to refuel.

Nico Pitney
Center for American Progress
ThinkProgress.org

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I think that John Agar was in that movie...

Which story is more important for the American public to be over-informed of, Homeland Security's inability to discern between cartoon characters and Al Queda, or a lovelorn female astronaut in diapers brandishing mace and a BB gun? Well, you have to ask yourself, which story obfuscates the Iraq war better? The latest threats to Homeland Security: Astronauts and adult diapers.

Which story is more important for the American public to be over-informed of, Homeland Security's inability to discern between cartoon characters and Al Queda, or a lovelorn female astronaut in diapers brandishing mace and a BB gun? Well, you have to ask yourself, which story obfuscates the Iraq war better?

On FOX Noise they had a graphic of a heart with the three astronauts photos in it. How cute! The latest threats to Homeland Security: Astronauts and adult diapers. Personally, I blame the Klingons.

Some show on Headline News picking out who should play these people in the TV movie. Just in case you were wondering Holly Hunter should be cast as Lisa Nowak; Bill Paxton as William Oefelein, and Anne Heche as Colleen Shipman. This woman has serious problems and the media is trying to book Holly Hunter's next acting gig?

I'm glad the media is taking such a sensitive approach to this story. And I'm sure her kids appreciate it too. The Pineapple Report

Fox's pop analyst and pompous windbag Neal Cavuto just tried to compare Lisa Nowak's plight with that of convicted Wall Street inside trader Ivan Boesky.

Moments later, while John Gibson talked to some instant experts, a map showing Nowak's trip titled "900 Mile Diaper Drive" flashed on the screen. One Fox expert then said that "space and lack of gravity" caused her problems. Gee, what's next Fox? Poo jokes? NASA Watch

The new terror threat of the day is: "Don’t make me put on a diaper and come over there to whup your ass." Euphoric Reality

I know - we can have a, "Let's make fun of nutters" week and use her photo as a promotional tool. Gee, isn't it funny how drained and mentally shagged out she looks in those courtroom photos and mug shots. Here kids - come and have a laugh at this. i On Global Trends


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YouTubing Elvis Costello and the Attractions

Elvis Costello's 1st TV Appearance
Perhaps the best band ever, Elvis Costello and the Attractions. I first started buying Elvis Costello albums after his Satuday Night Live appearance on December 17, 1977. The details of this classic moment can be found here. At the time, Elvis Costello was like a breath of fresh air. Then he went country western a few years later, and I lost interest. Still, Elvis Costello is the King, in my humble opinion.

It bears mentioning that the music that the country was listening to in 1977 were songs like Muskrat Love, "Dancing Queen," "Blinded By The Light," "The Things We Do For Love," "The Rubberband Man" and the "Theme From 'Rocky'" - which was played everywhere, you could not escape it.

Allison (My Aim is True)
Amsterdam
(I Dont Want To Go To) Chelsea
I Wanna be Loved
Lipstick Vogue
Monkey To Man
No Dancing
The Only Flame In Town
Party Girl
Pump It Up
Red Shoes
Radio Radio
She [ 2, 3 ]
Shipbuilding (Live)
Shot With His Own Gun
Sulky Girl
This Town
Veronica
Waitin' For The End Of The World
Watching the Detectives [ 2 ]
Elvis Costello's First TV Appearance

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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Bomb scare seemingly aimed at White House press corp not reported on by reporters

The entire White House press corp did not feel it newsworthy to mention a bomb scare at the White House.

On Friday we had the ridiculous story about the cartoon characters, the mooninites, who turned out to not be bombs. We also didn't hear about two other devices that were not home-made pipe bombs.

It turns out that the other story from Friday that we did not hear about was a bomb scare at the White House, apparently aimed at the Press Corp.

WASHINGTON, Feb. 2 (Xinhua) -- The White House Conference Center, the temporary press room near the U.S. presidential residence, was evacuated for half an hour Friday in a bomb scare, CNN reported.

White House spokesman Tony Fratto had begun his briefing on 9:30 a.m. when he was interrupted by Deputy Press Secretary Scott Stanzel, who said everyone must leave the building, according to the report.

A nearby car checked by a bomb-sniffing dog had tested positive, Stanzel said.

Later, Secret Service said nothing suspicious was found in the vehicle, which was driven by a government contractor and had been stopped at the entrance to the White House complex.

During the bomb scare, nearby streets were closed, but the presidential residence of White House itself was not evacuated. xinhuanet.com

As pointed out so eloquently by Culture of Life News, The entire White House press corp did not feel it newsworthy to mention a bomb scare at the White House. The story was hardly covered in the American press.

Friday's top news story? Authorities find that lite-brite images of cartoon characters are not bombs. White House bomb scare is not reported on. Today's top news story? Authorities capture jilted female astronaut in diapers brandishing a BB gun. I wonder what story we didn't hear about today...


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FY 2007 Budget Proposal: President Bush makes Paula Abdul look good!

Amid gales of laughter, Bush sang about his new budget while dressed as an Oompah Loompah.

After a chilly reception to his new proposed budget, President Bush appeared on "American Idol" to help sell his new agenda. Amid gales of laughter, Bush sang about his new budget while dressed as an Oompah Loompah, the beloved mindless drones from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."

"I wanted the people to see how I feel about them." Said Bush. "I wanted the workers of America to see that I am just like one of them. Oompah Loompah's are hard workers! And they don't complain when you take away their rights. Also, because they are from indiscriminate origins, they fit right into my immigration reform agenda."

Not all of the audience agreed with the president's representation of the American worker. "What is he, a freaking idiot? Do I look like a godamn Oompah Loompah to you?" Said Irene Steinburg of the Steel Workers Union.

Before bush sang, he explained some of his new proposed budget for the audience in a brief introduction.

"We must protect the tax cuts for my wealthy friends, AND pay for the war on the terror in Iraq that my party and I have created. It will only involve a few deep but necessary cut in the budgets of a few departments, such as the Department of Agriculture, Department of Commerce, Department of Defense, Department of Education, Department of Energy, Environmental Protection Agency, Department of Health & Human Services, Department of Homeland Security, Department of Housing & Urban Development, Department of Interior, Department of Justice, Department of Labor, NASA, Department of State, Department of Transportation, Department of the Treasury, and the Department of Veterans Affairs. (Support the troops!)"

The show's judges reaction to the President's presentation were met with both skepticism and disdain. The lyrics of the song that the president sang did seem to lack a sense of rhythm and style;

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
I've Got A budget solution For You
Oompa Loompa, Doompadah Dee
Fund My Failed War and Tax Cuts for the Rich
With Deep Reductions to Social Welfare Programs...


American Idol judge Simon Cowell: 'Wow! The president is even more of a moron than I had first suspected. His budget does not have even a passing aquaintance with the rules of logic, and his outfit was atrocious!'"Wow! The president is even more of a moron than I had first suspected. His budget does not have even a passing acquaintance with the rules of logic, and his outfit was atrocious!" said American Idol judge Simon Cowell. Fellow judge Paula Abdul agreed. "His song didn't even rhyme! There is no way you could dance to that number. And his hair, he looked like a muppet!" Said Abdul.

At the end of the performance the Secret Service had their hand full as a group of angry villagers bearing pitchforks entered the auditorium and demanded that the president apologize for his bloated, self-serving budget, ridiculous outfit, his poor singing and for interrupting their favorite TV program to talk about political issues.

"Jeez, if I was interested in politics, I would be watching C-SPAN!" Said an unamed angry villager with a pitchfork. "It's not like Bush really matters anymore, anyway. Everyone hates him! We want to hear from someone that's rational and can hold a beat, like Speaker Nancy Pelosi...and that other guy, what's his name?"

"I'm just happy that the people liked my performance," Said Bush. "I like being on TV, making friends with the peoples. I'm just doing what I do best."

Washington Post: FY 2007 Budget: Agency-by-Agency Breakdown
prnewswire.com: DNC: Bush's Budget Deception
Angry Bear: Bush talks small government, but his budgets are huge!

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Republicans are soundly trounced about Speaker Pelosi's invisible plane

Nancy Pelosi and her Invisible Plane

Washington Times Publishes False Report On Pelosi's Use Of Military Aircraft
On February 1, the Washington Times published a story titled "Speaker pursues military flights," which claimed that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) had been "pressing the Bush administration for routine access to military aircraft for domestic flights, such as trips back to her San Francisco district." Former Speaker Dennis Hastert (R-IL) also used military aircraft to travel to his district. However, the Times reported, Pelosi is "demanding permanent access to a large military jet for herself, her staff, other Members and supporters."

The story was disseminated widely through right-wing talk radio and blogs, spurring posts like, "First Class Pelosi," "Air Force Becomes Pelosi Air," "Nancy Pelosi is Drunk With Power," "The Imperial Speakership," "Pelosi: Fly Me Awayyyyy," "Pelosi wants military airlift," and "Nancy Pelosi's Private Military Plane."

In fact, the central claims of the Washington Times piece are both false.

1) The House Sergeant at Arms, not Pelosi, initiated inquiries into the use of military aircraft. House Sergeant at Arms Wilson Livingood, who has served in his position since 1995, released a statement today clarifying the facts. He writes, "In December 2006, I advised Speaker Pelosi that the US Air Force had made an airplane available to Speaker Hastert for security and communications purposes following September 11, 2001." Additionally, Livingood writes, "I offered to call the U.S. Air Force and Department of Defense to seek clarification of the guidelines [which governed Speaker Hastert's use of a plane]."

2) A larger plane was requested because Hastert's plane required refueling to travel cross-country. The Washington Times says a larger plane was requested to accomodate Pelosi, "her staff, other Members and supporters." That's not true. In fact, the plane used by Speaker Hastert was too small for Pelosi since it "needs to refuel every 2,000 miles and could not make the nonstop haul to California. 'The Air Force determined that [Pelosi's] safety would be best ensured by using a plane that has the fuel capacity to go coast-to-coast,'" a Pelosi spokesperson said. Think Progress

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Sunday, February 04, 2007

"How do you spell Canada? C-eh N-eh D-eh."

Living the American dream the Canadian way, Bob and Doug McKenzie in the 'The Great White North.'

Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas played the fictional Canadian brothers Bob and Doug McKenzie who hosted a fictional television show, "The Great White North." the genius of the show was not that it was an accurate portrayal of Canadians, nor that the show was rife with comedic catchphrases such as "beauty, eh?" and "take off, you hoser!"

What was memorable about theses skits was the interplay between Moranis and Thomas, and how they accurately portrayed the childish interaction between siblings in everyday life. Also, the behavior of the charectors that they played, whose priorites in life were essentially the quest for beer and not much else, was easily identifiable to any American audience. The way that the McKenzie brothers acted was frightenly close to the behavior of people that the audience either already knew, went to high school with - or were related to!

Living the American dream the Canadian way, Bob and Doug McKenzie in the "The Great White North."

Topic - Great White North
Topic - Beer Nog
Topic - New boots
Topic - Dog Scoops
Topic - Snow Routes and Space Arm
Topic - Microwaves
Topic - calculators, back bacon
Ian Thomas on SCTV
How To Stuff A Mouse In A Beer Bottle [ 2 ]
"Strange Brew" - Original Theatrical Trailer
"Strange Brew" - MGM Lion
"Strange Brew" - Sci-Fi Holocaust Movie
"Strange Brew" - Mouse In A Beer Bottle
Bob & Doug Review "Strange Brew"
Hosermania - CBC Television
Action Figure Animation - Bob and Doug McKenzie
Beer Wars Pt. 1: Strange Brew Meets Star Wars
Beer Wars Pt. 2: Strange Brew Meets Star Wars
12 Days of Christmas

Other Links
BobandDoug.com
Wikipedia: Bob and Doug McKenzie
sctvguide.ca: Kanadian Korner/Great White North
losergeek.org: Bob and Doug McKenzie Sounds
imdb.com: Strange Brew
imdb.com: "Animated Adv. of Bob & Doug McKenzie"

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By my heel, I care not.

Check out No Smoking in the Skull Cave this week for a dizzying array of Wonder Woman images!

"Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards ... is now being criticized by conservatives for living in a mansion while talking about poverty. As opposed to Republicans, who live in a mansion and talk about a tax cut." --Jay Leno

"Congress began hearings this week on the government response to Katrina. See, I'm confused. Was there a government response to Katrina?" --Jay Leno

"Former Clinton adviser Dick Morris said, 'Hillary Clinton will be the next president, but she'll be the worst president we've ever seen.' After hearing this, President Bush said, 'Wait a minute, I'm not finished yet.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Critics of Venezuela say they now have a radical lurch towards a dictatorship by a leader with unchecked power. They told President Bush about this. He said, 'What? Cheney's in Venezuela?'" --Jay Leno

"I want to get back to a subject that we were discussing earlier this week. It was an interview that Wolf Blitzer conducted with our Vice President Cheney, in which Mr. Blitzer brought up how many of the president's conservative supporters are criticizing Cheney's gay daughter's position to have a baby with her life partner. ... That conversation, of course, taking place in the 'Incredibly Awkward Social Situation Room.'" --Jon Stewart

"Happy Birthday to Vice President Dick Cheney. He turned 66 yesterday. Isn't his annual autopsy coming up soon?" --Jay Leno

"We are at that weird stage in this administration, where half the White House staff is on C-SPAN and the other half is on Court TV." --Jay Leno

"This weekend, the President of the United States went on National Public Radio to explain that he knows [Vice President Dick] Cheney. Cheney is not delusional, just optimistic [on screen: Bush saying Cheney reflects a 'half-glass-full' mentality]. ... How twisted is your administration when this guy is your Pollyanna?" --Jon Stewart

"You know whose birthday it is today? Vice President Dick Cheney's. In fact, they even had a party for him. A lawyer jumped out of a cake and Cheney shot him." --Jay Leno

"Congress began hearings today on the government's response to Hurricane Katrina. Today? They're just investigating Hurricane Katrina now? That's pretty sad, when the government's investigation of the government's slow response to Katrina is slower than the government's response to Katrina." --Jay Leno

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The big cheese stands alone.

Pelosi shows President Bush the ropes - !

President Bush spoke at a House Democrat's retreat on Saturday to the new congressional majority, and seemed to be trying to make amends for his an earlier gaffe.

In his State of the Union address the president, the president had said, "Democrat majority," as opposed to the "Democratic majority." Some had taken offense at what appeared to be a blatant attempt to insult the Democrats. The SoTU was not the first incorrect usage of the word by Republicans in recent months.

"Now look, my diction isn't all that good," Bush said. "I have been accused of occasionally mangling the English language. And so I appreciate you inviting the head of the Republic Party."

Read it carefully - the president made a funny!

Unintentionally funny: Pelosi introduced the president from a lectern bearing the slogan "Governing for a New Direction." Bush spoke from his own lectern a few feet away emblazoned with the presidential seal.

seattlepi.com: Bush puts 'ic' back in 'Democrat Party'

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Friday, February 02, 2007

Cartoon Network now listed as a terrorist organization by Homeland Security

The new face of Al Queda: Lean, mean and Aquateen.

The latest attack on America by Al Queda forces brazenly took place on American soil yesterday in Boston, Massachusetts. Dozens of Al Queda cartoon character operatives were rounded up by Homeland Security and local police. This most recent affront to the Fatherland homeland was perpetrated by a sub-sect of Al Queda, of the religious order of mooninites.

President Bush and Vice-President Cheny have both expressed their relief that this matter has been cleared up without bloodshed. "I sure am glad that we have a supply of duct tape and plastic sheeting at the White House," First Lady Laura Bush said with a sigh of relief.

The Al Queda operatives were in place for weeks before being spotted by the Boston's vigilant police force. "Who knows what kind of havoc these cartoon characters could have wrought if they had been allowed to continue their nefarious plot." Said Police Chief Fife. The terrorist plot also had operatives in place in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco, and Philadelphia.

"They are going to have to pay for this," Homeland Security Chief Dagwood Bumstead said. "My corprate masters are not going to put up with this sort of thing!"

The ACLU has filed a lawsuit on behalf of Al Queda, claiming that this is a case of Cartoon character discrimination. "If these had been recognized corporate cartoon character such as Dilbert or Beetle Bailey, this sort of thing would never have happened." Said ACLU representative Betty Rubble.

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Thursday, February 01, 2007

This will go nicely with Bill O'Reilly's Peabody

Rush Limbaugh has been nominated for the Nobel peace prize.

Rush Limbaugh has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Think Progress: Next Nobel Peace Prize recipient: Rush Limbaugh?
Think Progress (comment): "I just threw up in my mouth."
National Review: Rush Limbaugh is nominated for a Nobel.
Eschaton: Conservative Idiots

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Paul Wolfowitz photo-op lands feet first

Paul Wolfowitz leaving a mosque, his toes are now officially on the Homeland Security Watch List.

Paul Wolfowitz, member of the criminal neo-conservative think-tank Project for the New American Century (PNAC) and presently the unqualified president of the World Bank showed the world his version of "American global leadership" by letting us get a look at his tootsies as he left the Selimiye mosque in Edirne, western Turkey.

Wait a minute, he was leaving a mosque? Doesn't that make him a terrorist?

blogs.guardian.co.uk: Darn it, Wolfowitz!

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When it comes to politics, Mary Cheney likes it both ways!

Mary Cheney: My baby is not a political prop to be used in a debate by people on either side of an issue. Only other lesbian's babies are political props. Not mine. Just ask my dad.

Mary Cheney, U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, said in New York her decision to become pregnant was not politically motivated. "My baby is not a political prop to be used in a debate by people on either side of an issue. Only other lesbian's babies are political props. Not mine. Just ask my dad."

"There is a big difference between my father working in an anti-gay administration that uses same-sex marriage as a wedge issue, and my having a baby with my same-sex partner. It's totally different."

Cheney's comments followed a CNN interview where her father, Dick Cheney, was questioned by Wolf Blitzer about the response of conservative groups to his daughter's pregnancy. The vice president said he felt the question was "over the line, you leftist pinko scumbag." UPI

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