A Song About Baking a Cake!

 

No time for blogging today! Ms. Gregarious and I are busy getting ready for the Obama Inauguration! (I am not sure if we are wearing blue because we are Democrats, or because we are both still sad about losing the election.) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video of Stephanie of LazyTown singing, "You've Gotta do the Cooking by the Book." This video is meant specifically for President Obama, as his new adminstration will most certainly have to cook many books. (As a world leaer from the future, I should know! I have had to cook many a book in my time.)

 

A doggy and Kitty in Love ('The Good Life')

 

No time for blogging today! I seem to have gotten myself into something of a sticky-wicket. (The next time I buy a 'build-a-ship-in-a bottle' kit, I fully intend to read the directions more closely!) In the meantime you can watch this swell video of a doggy and kitty in love. I don't care what those Pro-Proposition 8 people say, I am all for gay marriage if it means more weddings of doggies and kitties!

 

A Very Strange Classroom in Japan

 

No time for blogging today! I am too busy hard boiling my latest assignment as a private investigator! (It's a fitting vocation for me, I suppose. People have often mistaken me for a 'dick'.) While I'm helping Ms. Hathaway find her missing lawn sprinkler, you can watch this swell video of a very strange classroom in Japan. (I am not exactly sure why being a private investigator means that I have to wear a trenchcoat and fedora and walk around in the dark in sunglasses. The coat is far too warm, and I keep bumping into things!)

 

A Short Film Called "Smile"

 

No time for blogging today! I am busy practicing to become a secret Muslim, just like President Obama! (My dishdashah seems to be a bit tight around the the poison capsule and Geiger counter compartment, however.) In the meantime, you can watch this delightful film called "Smile", about the capricious nature of reality. (Hmm, I am quite enjoying the hummus and tahina with pita bread, but I think that the feta-olive salsa is a bit off...)

 

The Pinker Tones singing "Karma Hunters"

 

No time for blogging today! I am still busy trying on costumes for my running mate's 2nd annual October costume bash. It's time once again for Germaine Gregarious's Halloween party! Everybody has to come in costume. Maybe I should go as a robot? I am going to have to cut a mouth hole in the costume, however. I find it difficult to breathe, and there is no place to put my chocolate cake! In the meantime, you can watch this great swell animated video of The Pinker Tones singing "Karma Hunters". (Watch the video - it's all about politics!)

 

Ack! I'm still looking for a Halloween Costume!

 

No time for blogging right now! I am busy trying on costumes for my running mate's 2nd annual October costume bash. It's time once again for Germaine Gregarious's Halloween party! Everybody has to come in costume. Maybe I should go as a ghost, what do you think? Oh dear, I can't decide! In the meantime, you can watch these great short home-made 8mm monster movies to get you into the Halloween spirit! We've got Frankenstein Meets The Wolfman [00:27], Scream of the Vampire [00:33] and a Ray Harryhausen-esque animated Monster Shuttle Disaster! [00:32]

 

Zaius Nation Film Festival

 

BAC: Dr Z's Monster Smash! (10/03/07)
Jess Wundrun: Startling film footage Re: Monkey/Love campaign! (11/01/07)
BAC: Germaine Gregarious' Holiday Potluck (12/25/07)
Germaine Gregarious: Happy Birthay, Dr. Zaius (04/15/08)
Zaius Nation: LGPPP, Inc. Corporate Training Video (06/19/08)
Sol Bellel: "My Fair Sarah" (09/08/08)

I submit for your viewing pleasure the Zaius Nation related videos made by BAC [ 2 ], Germaine Gregarious, Sol Bellel, and myself. In addition, I also add this important video by Jess Wundrun because of it's socially redeeming educational message about the evils of Dr. Monkerstein.

 

Lulu singing "To Sir With Love"

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Greagraious are busy tying up some loose ends at the office. (We are trying to maximize our profits on the mortgage meltdown! We must quickly acquire as much bad debt as possible to take full advantage of this nifty government bailout.) In the meantime you can watch these swell videos! I have a couple of clips of Lulu singing "To Sir With Love" [ 2 ]. (Ack! And don't forget the 'ladies choice' dance from the same movie.) Also worthy of mentioning is this more recent effort by the Trashcan Sinatras.

 

Puppy Vs. Robot

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are busy spreading our populist foreign policy message to the world! (We promise the Mothra Girls in Mini-Skirts!) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video, "Puppy Vs. Robot: Epic Battle For Territorial Domination!" As Randal Graves would say, "Dans une société qui a aboli toute aventure, la seule aventure qui reste est celle d‘abolir la société!" ("In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society!")

 

The Mod Squad

 

"The Mod Squad" Intro
1st Season Promo | 3rd Season Promo | 5th Season Promo
Mod Squad scene: Peggy Lipton wearing a bikini and a net!
Mod Squad scene: Peggy Lipton knows about the 'D-Room'!
Mod Squad scene: Peggy Lipton forgets her work clothes!
The Mod Squad: "The Wild Weekend"
Peggy Lipton: "Just a little lovin'" (Hollywood Palace debut)
Sammy Davis Jr. and Peggy Lipton: "Little Green Apples"
The Mod Squad: A TV Classic Remembered
Peggy Lipton Tribute Video
Mod Squad closing credits (Embedding disabled)
"New" Mod Squad Stakeout (1999)

solid.

 

The Marvelettes Singing "Too Many Fish in the Sea"

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are busy proving to the American public that we are just like any other normal Joe Six Pack and Hockey Mom candidate. (It seems that there are still some American voters that feel that my species will be an issue in the upcoming election. **hrumph** As if any human mind could ever begin to compare to the wit and wisdom of an orangutan like myself!) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video of The Marvelettes singing "Too many fish in the sea". (Mmm... Please pass the tartar sauce, my dear!)

 

Zaius of our Lives

 

No time for blogging today! The girls of the LGPPP and I am busy signing up prosective voters for our last minute voter registration drive. (important registration deadlines are coming up - make sure that you are registered to vote!) In the meantime you can watch this swell video that I found, "Zaius of our Lives". (No! I'm not moving to Kong Island, Mother!)

 

Tracy Chapman: "Talkin' About a Revolution"

 

No time for blogging today! I am busy negotiating with congress to get myself bailed out of wee bit of a financial mess. My assets were really on the line, but luckily for me the House and Senate are going to borrow against the future wealth of the American public's grandchildren so that I can keep all 7 of my mansions. (I shall make a hefty profit on both ends! I made a tidy sum leading up to the financial meltdown, and I shall be paid a hefty consulting fee after the 700 billion is distributed!) In the meantime you can watch this swell video of Tracy Chapman singing "Talkin' About a Revolution". (This is definitely a fair weather forecast for my already porcine portfolio. I'm think that I'll go shopping!)

 

"Who's That Spartan In My Teepee?" "It's me! It's Me!"

 

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It never ceases to amaze me how often I will accidentally find something really cool on a search engine that I wasn't actually looking for. Recently I found several versions of the SNL Spartan Cheerleading Skit performed by various kids from different schools across the country. After I watched two or three of them I was hooked! It's really fun to note the differences in delivery and diction of the young thespians, as well as the ways in which the sketches are staged and rewritten. My personal favorite is this one, but I also really liked these versions: [ 2, 4, 5, 6, 9 ] I really enjoyed how they managed to play out the pathos in the ending in this version, and this version from the Montgomery Community Vacation Bible School gets a special award for unintentional self-parody and general creepiness.

 

Catnip Toys and Kitty Litter

 

No time for blogging today! I am busy winding down the Beach Blogger Party with my running mate, Germaine Gregarious, on the remote beaches of the secret island headquarters of one of my esteemed colleagues, Dr. Moreau. We are performing important scientific experiments on some of the inhabitants. (We are trying to figure out what shade of lipstick looks best on Pig Man.) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video of the awesome kitty transformation sequence from the TV show, "Manimal". (Jeepers! I'll bet Dr. Moreau shells out a fortune for catnip toys and kitty litter.)

 

Through the Power of Dance....

 

No time for blogging today! Gemaine Gregarious and I are busy getting ready for the big political convention at Grape Nehi Stadium! (Jeepers! I hope that we don't get tasered on the way in!) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video sendup of the film, "Flashdance". (And I don't think that they used a body double in this version!)

 

I'm Going To a Blogger Pajama Party!

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I are going to a blogger pajama party! (It's Blogger Beach Party Month, don't cha know.) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video of Annette Funicello's hottest musical number from the beach movie, "Pajama Party"! (Break out the Cheetos, bloggers!)

Blue Gal and Kristi Love say that everyone is invited! I'm going to wear my Dr. Denton's with the convienient drop seat, of course. And the flannel footsies keep my toes warm!