Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
I Would Like to Thank the Academy...

I would like to thank Sunandheir of knightandstars for awarding me the coveted Dardos Award! You are very kind, sir.

I am afraid that I have been remiss in my blog meme duties as of late, and I intend to start making up for that in the comng weeks. (I haven't forgotten about Splotchy's story meme, Liberality.)
The Dardos Award is described thus: An award given for recognition of cultural, ethical, literary, and personal values transmitted in the form of creative and original writing. These stamps were created with the intention of promoting fraternization between bloggers, a way of showing affection and gratitude for work that adds value to the Web.
I am going to change the rules slightly in this one case, and bestow these Dardos Awards on some great blogger artists. I'm not talking about the neferious gang of tweakers of pixels and collage makers (like myself) who spend our time on the computer chopping off famous people's heads and putting them on other people's bodies.
I'm talking about the bloggers that actually use pencil and paper, pen and ink, and the more traditional tools of the trade. These are some of my favorite blogger artists.
Now here are the rules:
1) Accept the award by posting it on your blog along with the name of the person that has granted the award and a link to his/her blog.
2) Pass the award to another five blogs that are worthy of this acknowledgment, remembering to contact each of them to let them know they have been selected for this award.
So here are blogger artists in alphabetical order:

I am afraid that I have been remiss in my blog meme duties as of late, and I intend to start making up for that in the comng weeks. (I haven't forgotten about Splotchy's story meme, Liberality.)
The Dardos Award is described thus: An award given for recognition of cultural, ethical, literary, and personal values transmitted in the form of creative and original writing. These stamps were created with the intention of promoting fraternization between bloggers, a way of showing affection and gratitude for work that adds value to the Web.
I am going to change the rules slightly in this one case, and bestow these Dardos Awards on some great blogger artists. I'm not talking about the neferious gang of tweakers of pixels and collage makers (like myself) who spend our time on the computer chopping off famous people's heads and putting them on other people's bodies.
I'm talking about the bloggers that actually use pencil and paper, pen and ink, and the more traditional tools of the trade. These are some of my favorite blogger artists.
Now here are the rules:
1) Accept the award by posting it on your blog along with the name of the person that has granted the award and a link to his/her blog.
2) Pass the award to another five blogs that are worthy of this acknowledgment, remembering to contact each of them to let them know they have been selected for this award.
So here are blogger artists in alphabetical order:

Susan of Adventures, Ink, Baby Days, and phantsythat does wonderful black and white line drawings, as well as watercolors and handmade silk bags.

TF of the The Anti-Bullshit Dome of Wonder! does great comic strips and cartoons in pen and ink and colored pencils.

I think that you can guess why I like the work of Jintrinsique. Not all great art is created with a brush or a pencil! Sometimes you need a fork and a napkin to appreciate it.

Mark Poutenis has a great topical comic strip called the The Thinking Ape Blue.

What Now Cartoons has some great political cartoons.

And so does Zen Comix.

And even though she has already received a Dardos Award, there is no way I could do a post about great blog artists without including Becca of No Smoking in the Skullcave.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Ling Ling Said It Best

Rusty DePass, a prominent S.C. Republican Party activist, longtime SCGOP activist and former State Senate candidate posted a highly-questionable comment on an innocuous Facebook update about the escape of a Western Lowlands Gorilla from Columbia's Riverbanks Zoo. Pam's House Blend

The Cats of Finnegan's Alley
A Literal Video Version of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
No time for blogging today! I am busy performing dentistry on FOX News pundits. (Jeepers! You wouldn't believe the bicuspids on Michelle Malkin... And she could sure use a breath mint!) In the meantime you can watch this swell video of a Literal Video Version of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" that I stole from Freida Bee's awesome blog.
Labels: NTFBT2
Friday, June 12, 2009
Oh... Never Mind...

Ha! Those wacky right wing zealots are making the Republicans look bad!

When I first heard that the pscho white-supremacist hate monger James Von Brunn was 89 years old, the first thing I did was call my mom and tell her that she had not excuse for not going out and making new friends or getting on the internet anymore. I mean, this guy was a lot older than she is, and he was networking on the internet and going out to museums and meeting new people and everything!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
It Must Be Green!

Like it or not, fascism is on the rise!

President Obama was born in the far flung foreign land of Hawaii, so he is not a natural born American citizen. But no matter! With the aid of his ever-present teleprompter and his keen fascist instincts, the president is going to raise your taxes and take your guns away!

With the aid of the eugenics of embryonic stem cell research and abortion rights, Obama will finally create a socialist master race through the science of birth control and media manipulation!

Using the the Edward M. Kennedy Serve America Act, Obama shall create his own version of the Hitler Youth. The law shall force America's youth into mandatory national coercive servitude. Using their slave labor, the president will indoctrinate them to marginalize Christianity and destroy the American way of life!

And we haven't even begun to talk about how the president plans to destroy the economy, socialize medicine and target Republican Chrysler dealers for closure! It's all true... I read it here.

I shall help the president in any way that I can, of course...
No Time For Blogging Today - I'm Hot On the Trail of a German Spy!
No time for blogging today! I am busy chasing a German spy at Lord Brackenstall's castle. (Aha! He almost gave me the slip, but now I've got him right where I want him!) In the meantime you can watch this swell video about how fun it for young japanese girls to slit their wrists. Yay!
Labels: NTFBT2
Monday, June 08, 2009
My Second Favorite Part of the Newspaper

Our local paper has a feature where readers can call in and leave a message about any subject that they feel that they would like to broadcast to the world. They are printed without any name or identification. These were the comments that the newspaper ran on Friday. They are fairly representative of what is usually run in this feature.
Just Right
As a matter of fact, Rush Limbaugh is a good citizen because he does indeed listen to both sides. He gives credit to any idea he considers good for the country. He criticizes any idea he considers harmful, no matter what party is the originator.
Lady Problem
The lady judge soon to be installed on the Supreme Court is a dedicated anti-gun activist. This is your president setting up the court so they can take away your guns. Notice how our liberal news media don’t tell about this so it will go through without a problem.
Believe It
I wonder how many people who voted for change wanted the change we are getting today. The American people are going to be put in the poor house by this administration. It’s going to come down to where the government is going to be so big that they are going to tax you even if you grow a little garden. I hope the people who voted for change, I sure hope this wasn’t the change you wanted.
As a matter of fact, Rush Limbaugh is a good citizen because he does indeed listen to both sides. He gives credit to any idea he considers good for the country. He criticizes any idea he considers harmful, no matter what party is the originator.
Lady Problem
The lady judge soon to be installed on the Supreme Court is a dedicated anti-gun activist. This is your president setting up the court so they can take away your guns. Notice how our liberal news media don’t tell about this so it will go through without a problem.
Believe It
I wonder how many people who voted for change wanted the change we are getting today. The American people are going to be put in the poor house by this administration. It’s going to come down to where the government is going to be so big that they are going to tax you even if you grow a little garden. I hope the people who voted for change, I sure hope this wasn’t the change you wanted.
It is interesting to note that although this town voted 51% for Obama in the presidential election, pro-Obama comments never seem to make it into this feature.
I thought that this one was kind of interesting as well:
I thought that this one was kind of interesting as well:
Ham It Up
Well, I see on the local television station there was a big grant given to the city to fix their emergency communication vehicle not only for the city but for the county. None of the ham operators have been communicated with, although federal statute requires that ham operators be involved in emergency communications by statute of law. It’s about time the ham operators who stand ready to help were contacted and we could get to do something.
Well, I see on the local television station there was a big grant given to the city to fix their emergency communication vehicle not only for the city but for the county. None of the ham operators have been communicated with, although federal statute requires that ham operators be involved in emergency communications by statute of law. It’s about time the ham operators who stand ready to help were contacted and we could get to do something.
I'm sure that this is somehow Obama's fault as well... (Does ham radio count as pork?)
Rachel Maddow Rocks My World!
Brave New Words: I case you missed it, click here to watch Rachel Maddow's great take on President Obama's speech in Egypt. The first seven minutes are awesome!
My RSVP to the purveyors of the Bing-a-thon event on Hulu

My RSVP to the purveyors of the Bing-a-thon event on Hulu: As much as I like to see aspiring actresses wearing necklaces made out of wieners, I am afraid that I shall be unable to attend due to a previous engagment. I am sorry that I shall not be able to participate in the Microsoft sponsored Bing-a-thon "Shenanigans", and look foreward with great interest in the next "wacky-but-endearing pop culture reference" career move of the aforementioned actress...
**...sheesh...**

facebook.com: Bing-a-thon
youtube.com: Olivia Munn Bing-a-thon Promo
crn.com: Will Microsoft's "Bing-a-thon" Be Half-Baked?
itbusinessedge.com: 'Bing-a-Thon' Planned for Microsoft's New Search Engine
cnet.com: Microsoft offers unworkable solution to Bing porn
youtube.com: Olivia Munn Bing-a-thon Promo
crn.com: Will Microsoft's "Bing-a-thon" Be Half-Baked?
itbusinessedge.com: 'Bing-a-Thon' Planned for Microsoft's New Search Engine
cnet.com: Microsoft offers unworkable solution to Bing porn
Friday, June 05, 2009
Holly Loves Cha-Ka
Video: Holly and Cha-Ka's first date!
Their first dinner together! Their first kiss!
(Holly wears makeup and everything!)
Their first dinner together! Their first kiss!
(Holly wears makeup and everything!)

UPDATE: Sleestak of "Lady, That's My Skull" has a great take on the new LOTL movie.
Further Evidence of the Coming of the Great Apeocolypse
Further evidence of the coming of the Great Apeocolypse! Every Saturday afternoon a Los Angelos art gallery hosts a weekly life drawing class at the La Cita bar. From 3-8 p.m. the models are released from a backstage holding cell, who then pose in bikinis and gorilla masks for the patrons to sketch. (You are supposed to bring your own art materials.) The evidence is irrefutable!
laweekly.com: Bikini-Clad Gorilla Girls Strike a Pose
Cakehead Loves Evil: Life Drawing King Kong Style
ghettogloss.com: Best Use of a Gorilla Mask
latimes.com: Club: 'The Bronx Zoo'
metromix.com: Bikini monkeys make it all okay
latimes.com: Happening today: Bronx Zoo at La Cita
Ghettogloss: The Bronx Zoo at La Cita
latimes.com: Video: The Bronx Zoo at La Cita Bar
Cakehead Loves Evil: Life Drawing King Kong Style
ghettogloss.com: Best Use of a Gorilla Mask
latimes.com: Club: 'The Bronx Zoo'
metromix.com: Bikini monkeys make it all okay
latimes.com: Happening today: Bronx Zoo at La Cita
Ghettogloss: The Bronx Zoo at La Cita
latimes.com: Video: The Bronx Zoo at La Cita Bar
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Hey! I Like Baloney!

Evil Kingons have been sighted in the United States!

Mirabile Investment Corporation (MIC), a Memphis-based management company with more then 40 Burger King locations across the Mid-South, placed the words "Global Warming is Baloney" on many it's exterior signs. [ 1, 2, 3 ] There are also complaints that MIC forces its employees and consumers to watch Fox News.
A corporate spokesperson for The Burger King Corporation states that the signs have all been removed and do not reflect the views of the company. Under the current franchise agreement, frnchisees are not allowed to promote any specific political and/or religious beliefs at their restaurants.
A corporate spokesperson for The Burger King Corporation states that the signs have all been removed and do not reflect the views of the company. Under the current franchise agreement, frnchisees are not allowed to promote any specific political and/or religious beliefs at their restaurants.

According to the Kingon Defense Academy, Kingons attack earthlings and steal their worthless crapola by utilizing such devastating techniques as the Neon Nurple, the Dozarian Flat Tire and the Warp Five Wedgie.

Kingons are also responsible for promoting unhealthy eating disorders in our youth...


Tuesday, June 02, 2009
"The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank." Lt. Cdr. Montgomery Scott

Read about Star Trek Inspired Colognes [ 2 ] and watch a video of Robot Chicken's "Someone traded all of the dilitium crystals for porn."





































